Bop it, twist it, squeeze it, suck it, stroke it, zip it, technologic
@Michael Fassbender, Bite it!
@SimonPetrikov, Wait what?
Simon Petrikov, kinky.
@Michael Fassbender, could you imagine trying to play bop it to the tempo of that song?
@Michael Fassbender, kill your parents. Bop it.
@Michael Fassbender, Aw yes, my favorite position
@Michael Fassbender, one more time! Last night, I had a dream about you. Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger, we're up all night to get lucky. Kiss, suddenly alive, happiness arrive, hunger like a storm, how do I begin?
@SimonPetrikov, NNNNNO- ....maybe
@SimonPetrikov, how did you know?
@Michael Fassbender, Put a batterie in it!
@Michael Fassbender, Kill them all Timmy, I'm going to sleep!
@SimonPetrikov, Rip it
@Michael Fassbender, Best comment I've ever read.
@Michael Fassbender, Daft Punk!!!!
@Michael Fassbender, well played my friend.
@Michael Fassbender, thank you for that
I'd prefer not to have my djck twisted...
@Dog Food Lid, I don't know why but I laughed when I read that.
@Dog Food Lid, yea the thought of having my schlong "bopped" doesn't exactly sound arousing. But what am I saying, I'm usually up for anything.
@Dog Food Lid, oh boy your missing out!
@Dog Food Lid, I like my dick to be bopped.
@Dog Food Lid, or spun. *shiveres*
@Dog Food Lid, or zipped
@Dog Food Lid, have you ever had your dick twisted?
@Dog Food Lid, I don't have one
@Dog Food Lid, have your girl wet it. Make sure it's really wet, spit, suck, whatever. Just make sure it's wet. Then have her stroke it AS she twists it. Then she puts it in her mouth at intervals as she continues with her hands and if she does things with her tongue as well...oh Jesus Mary and Tom...you're one lucky bastard
@Dog Food Lid, or bobbed.
My husband can solve a rubik's cube in under a minute so I guess that explains our extremely good bedroom life
@thecorpsebride, I freakin love your username I learned how to play the whole them on the piano :D
@VegetarianGabby, i walked down the isle to that piano music. It was the theme of my wedding.
@thecorpsebride, isn't it beautiful I'm only 14 but when I get married I want to do the same
@thecorpsebride, I can do the same.. In less than three minutes...
Pig orgasm: hourglass
@Vulthuryol, That's how god thanks them for bacon.
Nah it's easier than a rubix cube, you just grab there Vaseline and stroke their desktop till they pop drop and lock it.
29 August 2014 #29August2014
It is only complicated for those men who don't know how to please a woman.
So you're saying there's a chance? Oh... but I can solve it in 1 minute and 20 seconds :(
Took me a while, but is because of the complexity to reach the climax for those who don't know
Greetings from 2016!
I can solve a Rubik's cube! Ha, I knew it wouldn't be a useless skill!
*get frustrated and throw it on the fvcking ground*
The bop-it should be swapped for a shake light
Good thing I can solve a Rubik's Cube in about 2 minutes.
You're right. The female orgasm feels better after it is accomplished.
@OriginalName022, that's debatable
Bop it! SOLO!!
Bop it, twist it, break it, buyanewone
Really now? Someone must be going about achieving this incorrectly...
"Pull it.... pull it..... pull it.... pull it..... pass it" bumbumbumbum bumbum
Kyogre can solve a rubix cube
@Kyogre, umbreon has no hands.
@Mad Man in the Flesh, aaaaaaargh!