Wow this does take me back. I remember this so clearly, even writing about it. I still tell this story in my drunken stupors and it always gets the same horrified laughs. I swore from that day henceforth I would always wipe down a toilet seat before placing my buttocks upon it. I'm happy to say it has yet to happen to me again, but I will forever remember the seering pain and the hours of feelings as if my hairless pores were bleeding. Good night to you all and remember "Wipe the seat, or feel defeat"
@I Am Captain Obvious, so what happened to the seat after that? And did you ever discover whodunit?
@PunnyBaker, the seat was either cleaned or replaced by the time I went back, I had tried to wipe it but it wasnt possible. And yes we actually think we did. That day we found books super glued shut all over the store (barnes and noble) and after checking video we saw some middle aged guy doing it around the store. He'd since left, and we put his picture up in the break room, but as far as I know he never came back
@I Am Captain Obvious, what a psychopath
@I Am Captain Obvious, that story made me laugh and crazy it was beautiful
A man I aspire to be.
@Sexy Homunculus, the heck your alive
@KingofFunnypics, and it only took a 38 month old comment about ripping off a$$ hair to draw him out
@Sexy Homunculus, *too much shjt
Normally I dont like comment stories, especially whrn its forced into its own meme, but this is a good one sir
Must have been a furry toilet seat afterwards
@dwnzsnwlion, my thoughts exactly
Back in the day when funny pics had a bigger user base.
Where the hell does this guy work?
I guess one positive to having a hairy ass
@DrSin, number two is your ass hair works as a good filter towards preventing swamp ass.
Anyone have a pic id? I feel like I need to go like this
@Pat Myckok, #244219
Upload a pic of the toilet seat covered in your ass hair or it didn't happen...
2020 is a new year so you never know