He has a son...
@Tiny Tina, Yeah, but do you really think Damian would show up?
@Tiny Tina, and Alfred is his guardian which he counts as family
@Tiny Tina, he has four. He adopted three of them.
Jason Todd doesn't really count...
@Dr Simon Acula, why? He was legally adopted as Bruce Wayne's ward. Hell if one of them doesn't count, it's Tim Drake, because his father was still alive and raising him when he became Robin.
@Cujoe, Jason Todd doesn't count because we're talking about a family dinner... And I personally don't like
B-revived and unpleasant relatives
at my dinners
@Dr Simon Acula, didn't Damian die?
@Cujoe, I guess all of this is dependent on the universe and continuity. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Dr Simon Acula, fair enough.
@Zracer4life, but Batman is at Table 506, Alfred is probably at Table 2 or something.
@Tiny Tina, And one hell of a butler
Hope the riddler doesn't show up to make insensitive jokes
Wonder when his holy parents are going to show up
Should have been the punisher
Dick Grayson, Commissioner Gordon, Barbara, Tim, Jason, Stephanie, Damian, maybe Selena...dude you're surrounded by people who love you
Are they having retoast?