I mean....you have to stand up to wipe so, it's really not that far
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, oh, so you're one of those stand-up-wipers huh...
@A pet named Steve, how does one sit while wiping? Like you reach between your legs? Or behind the back? Either way sounds hard while sitting
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I never knew people like you existed. I'm scared.
@A pet named Steve, you said "stand-up-wipers" like it was a completely normal thing to say.
@crazysheep, can somebody please explain how to wipe sitting down? I imagine you can go between the legs because you'd be wiping back to front. I'm a bigger guy, there ain't no room for me to slide my hand behind me, through the opening of the toilet and up my ass. Not to mention the flexibility involved for a bigger guy like myself
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, since I dont know what a "normal wipe" is anymore I wipe from behind and front to back. I just didnt know other people wiped standing up. Especially since I imagine standing up would squeeze the checks and not allow for easy access to get shjt done
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Front wiper here. I use my left hand to hold the boys and right hand to wipe from back to front. Kind of a scooping motion. It’s very effective.
@ImNotRacistBut, God bless the man or woman that chooses to go down on you
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I just lift my leg up and lean to the side and then wipe from front to back, I'm not the smallest dude either so it works pretty well without me having to stand up
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I’m with you here. These other people are crazy.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, yall dont handstand when you wipe???
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, this comment chain has been the best thing to happen to me this morning
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, who the fück waste toilet paper ??? I just do a hand stand in the shower, got damn hippies !! Stop using all that paper and just hand stand in the shower
@DrSin, I bet your hair smells.... fragrant
@DrSin, or hear me out, just go in the shower and waffle stomp the turds down the drain.
but im also with Uncle on the stand and wipe. i tried the back to front between the legs once and i ain't been right since.
@ Mr Cuymenq, ok, so how to wipe , grab your toilet paper, fold and place on your hand, if you are right handed, out the paper on right hand, lean, to the left, stomach to thigh, start from taint, to the back, one swipe straight through, if you must lift your right leg alittle, and that’s how we do it
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I’m waiting for someone to say “you waste your time wiping?”
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I think regardless of if you wipe standing up or sitting down that we can all agree that wiping back to front is the most atrocious way a human being can wipe
@Chuck Shurley , what about side to side?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
@ImNotRacistBut, I leah forward and wipe behind me... for 25 years I thought that was the only way it was done
@DrSin, finally someone who speaks reason!! Who are all these monsters?!
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, there was a meme on here a few years ago exactly about this and there being two demographics on earth that have no idea the other one exists.
Clench those cheeks and take on step forward and reach for it
Grit your teeth and do the squishy walk. It only makes clean up take a little longer