When they both agree no more kids
@Taquito Speedo, wen the doctor tells you that your erectile dysfunction is getting too bad and you can only have sex one more time, so you and your girlfriend Mikayla (who you're planning on proposing to in 4 months) try anything to finally have a child together *runs out crying*
@Your PUNishment, ***when (cries harder)
@Your PUNishment, yo Fam u okay?
@Taquito Speedo, speedo quickly help me reach a decision. Do I inject the weeds or quit?
@Sir Bionic, no no! Shove them up your bum!
@Taquito Speedo, I've got 4 grams of coke up there already plerz answer the first question
@Sir Bionic, inject them up your urethra
@Taquito Speedo, that's genius, GENIUS I SAY. Expect a gift basket after I make it over the border
@Sir Bionic, will their be a diamond studded dildo in the basket?
@Taquito Speedo, I'm insulted you felt the need to ask. You know diamond stubbed dildos are my calling cards
@Sir Bionic, I apologize sincerely and thank you for your generosity
@JoshTheFirestarter, made me laugh. Nice
@JoshTheFirestarter, double kill
How else does a man get turned on?
This is quite literally natural selection down to its finest.
that's my fetish
This is a Mortal Kombat move.
Oops i missed and I made it. I was aiming for your head.
She's going to have to kiss it better
@venom punished snake, i am afraid there is nothing left for her kiss
What a ball buster, must be rough for him
Wait it'd not Christmas time yet, why do we have nut crackers out?
Really glad they're taking themselves out of the gene pool
He can safely have sex knowing she won't ever get pregnant. Seriously though I felt that just watching it
@Korywitak, cuz buck nut.