Wont last long, anything that black is bound to get shot.
@Lowlifesinbowtiez, *raises hand*
@Lowlifesinbowtiez, and with good reason, absorbing everybody's rays like a thief.
@Gothem, dont act surprised that its stealing, it is black.
@Lowlifesinbowtiez, but it's from Britain
@DinklebergStinks2000, black is black
@Lowlifesinbowtiez, but the anti gun laws will stop the bullets
So apparently there’s some prick artist who bought the exclusive rights to use this color, and so some other artist developed a nearly as black color, and will sell it to anybody but that other artist. And it’s significantly cheaper to produce and easier to use. Maybe this is all just myth, but I remember reading about it somewhere.
@Berntley, no it’s true. The good black is Black 2.0, made by a kind artist as revenge towards a very rude artist, the owner of Vanta Black. But black 2.0 is better in every way because it’s cheap and non toxic.
*Goths everywhere moaning in delight
Finally something to keep up with my humour
@Nosferatu Zodd, Humor so dark it picks Cotton
@Under The Gloves , so dark it gets lynched in alabama
@Nosferatu Zodd, What organ in a woman's body stays warm the longest after she dies?
Why don't Jews eat pussy?
Too close to the gas chamber.
Are those dark enough?
@Gamasennin, in case they aren't..
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?
You can't unload bowling balls with pitchfork.
What's the best part about dead baby Jokes? They never get old.
This is news that came out 2 years ago? Military is exploring options with it as well as it being used in modern tv screens. Put simply if you have a tshirt made of the stuff you would look like you had a floating head and arms. Cool stuff
Its called ventablack if i remember correctly
@Fire Turkey, that is almost correct. vantablack
Finally, a color that matches my soul.
Vitamin D deficiency is real folks. Get some sun.
Vanta-black itself can't be made into clothes...yet. I read up on it. The reason it absorbs all the light is because it's made of microscopic tubes that the light particles become trapped in. If you make clothes from it though it would damage the tubes and ruin the effect.
It's called vantablack, cool stuff
Should've used Lego Batman
Justice League memes? None of those pictures are from those movies
I want a shirt that color
@eleven, you would probably burn to death. Anything that dark would absorb so much energy, and output it as heat, which would probably melt the skim off your body.