What was the plan?
@Nick Cage Addict, self castration?
@Nick Cage Addict, there was no plan.
@Nick Cage Addict, to see if he was nuts
@Nick Cage Addict, Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
@Nick Cage Addict, how fast they can put out a fire
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, yup. Everything went according to plan.
@Nick Cage Addict, *jokers voice* do I really look like a man with a plan?
@Nick Cage Addict, not sure what hurt worse?
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, well... He certainly removed himself from the gene pool
@Nick Cage Addict, it looks like it must have been a dare
Ah yes, my fetish.
@I Dexios Divine I, beat me by 1 minute.
@I Dexios Divine I, genital stomping
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
@Frodude95, i think it is now flat balls of fire
When you don't want kids ever in your life
Darwin Award winner 2015
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what paying taxes feels like
*King's of Leon plays*
@Hamilton Porter, Sex on Fire?
@BroScience, Yes sir bromigo
What did he honestly expect? A monochrome unicorn jumping out to pay off his hospital bills?
He was lier so his pants are on fire
Well they got the fire out.
@87jasper, Ugh....do I have to? Hella ded
The only time your friends are eager to help. But why does he KEEP lighting his pants on fire?
YOU Shall Not Breed!
Serves you right for being a dumb a55
My adopted grandchildren just screamed.
If only they'd been holding his beer.
What good caring friends he has to put out the fire. *rainbow appears* friendship is magic
I guess he's a liar.
Steal his soul, then he'll be a real fire crotch.
An old funny pics classic
And you thought herpes made your crotch burn
Not sure what the fvck he was expecting, unless he gets off on that stuff...
people are weird
Hey heard about the fireball whiskey and thought he'd give it a shot
@charizard king, he*
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch the magic!
I like Jar Jar Binks
And this was a good idea… how?