My girlfriend was raised a Jehovah's Witness and I like to think I'm getting revenge on them for coming to my door at 7am by cumming on her in retaliation.
@AN AMERICAN, You should put it in her butt in celebration of her birthday, for added effect.
@AN AMERICAN, oh
@AN AMERICAN, you're doing the lords work right there man
@AN AMERICAN, if you dont cum balls deep, youre a quitter.
@AN AMERICAN, degrades girlfriend, claims revenge on religion. 🤔
Something tells me religion motivates their gayness to a whole new level
@megamanx181x, how do you know the poster is a guy
@Unhappy Happy PiII, honestly this went over my head, the fact that the poster said dude made me think they were both guys... what does this say about me???
@megamanx181x, i did the same damn thing. Does this mean were gay? Sheeiiit im not ready for this
@Guy Fawkes, me neither bro! I don't know the first thing about being gay!
@megamanx181x, can i be the big spoon?
@Guy Fawkes, as long as you whisper sweet nothings into my ear
@megamanx181x, im not a romantic man but i can make up for it with a mediocre penis size and and a hit and miss sense of humor
@Guy Fawkes, take me now....
@megamanx181x, yes my prince
@megamanx181x, to be fair I did too. We usually associate the person fvcking as the male but it really can be either way. But if it were both guys in this it would make this post more ironic
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, a tale as old as time...
@Basil Fawlty, I really want it to be the other way, two dudes from conservative religious pounded butts. Only if their dad can see them now....
@megamanx181x, it would be funny as heck
@megamanx181x, It says you have an inherent bias towards men.
@megamanx181x, But not each other's butts.
@Jdrawer, men? Not really, butts I adore regardless of gender
@megamanx181x, Not in the butt way, just how you think about the world.
I had a similar experience with my uncle only he didnt whisper anything he just told me to stop crying
Lawd have mercy
I know this is a lie because any preachers kid would know that it's "Psalm 23" not "psalms 23"
@griffinstorme, The preacher's kid didn't write this.
@Jdrawer, "my parents are both pastors"
And Jesus said come fourth and receive eternal life... but John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit