*looks around**downloads* "im doing this because i like patrick"
@TheCandyManVan, that IS one sexy starfish.
@The Truthful Liar, Hopefully this will be seen since I'm the first to reply... ATTENTION EVERYONE, PLEASE GO AND GOOGLE "Danielle Houghton". YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.
@CRS10114, cute but the boobs are way too fake looking. Don't get me wrong, i appreciate a good boob job, but those are painful looking.
@DoctorThrob, That's the thing. Her boobs are REAL, she has a disorder where her boobs will continue to grow for the rest of her life... So she'll have to periodically get a breast reduction. It's a pretty bad deal in the end, I suppose.
@CRS10114, unless she has a cystic growth, I am doubting that story. Despite being on a humor site, I am an actual doctor and I am not familiar with such a condition. Admittedly, I am not House, but I know my trade.
@DoctorThrob, being a "throb doctor" somehowdoesn't seem to be a real
@DoctorThrob, being a "throb doctor" somehow doesn't seem to be a real proffesion* P.S Damn that clash of clans ad.
@CRS10114, *later* thankyou
@ANAL OVERLORD, it all feels like a dream to me, too...
I told you!
Thank you thank you thank you thank you.
Thank god bonersaurus didn't pull a Colin
@Gaydolf Titler, Yes. Impossible to do something that doesn't exist, or at least there is already a name for it.
*turns phone upside down*
@My Little Porno, I'm not the only one who does this!!!
*violently charges watch*
Is this what my girlfriend ment when she said I should see things from her point of view?
Downloaded 2....69 times. ;)
10/10 Would make human with!
Today is my birthday and I think you guys know based on this picture I'm having a good day
@gregmerzigian, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Now give me some cake or I cut you!
"Hey girl, I got something real important to tell you. So, just sit down and listen. Girl, you know we been together such a long long time..."
@Loving you violently, "and now I'm ready to lay it on the line"
@Captain Britain, wow! You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
*adds to favorites*
@877CashNow, *violently adds to favorites*
Where Patrick is looks like the perfect place for my pe...pet starfish to also go. (Whew that was a close one. Keep it together)
*Sighs**unbuckles pants* here we go again...
Oh. So this is how i get guys to like me.
I'd hit it
Boobs had me like...
Nom nom nom nom nom nom
@Your Grandma, oh grandma you are so naughty.
Like if you clicked for hi-res
Patrick should have a hat.
*Violently charges watch*
Not as sexy as when hasselhoff did it
If you look closely you can see Patrick
We have this because of reasons
"Just got new glasses ;)"
*faps anyway *
Leedle leedle leedle
Looks likes he's leedle leedling those double deedles
I see the tits but where are the sprinkles? And are we just supposed to assume she's English? I mean, come on.
Haha, and this is where men stop and ignore seeing any other new posts for a good while..they will not know what's pass this post until tomorrow, after they wake up from the depleting fap..
I'm going to download this for stuff and things
This is the only time I've ever wished to be Patrick
I think Patrick found a nipple or something....
Sees that there are already 2 other comments the same. "Ok I'll leave now...."
*saves picture* this..could be of some use to me..
I know where this is from!!!
I took me fifteen minutes to notice Patrick
It took me while to notice Patrick
How does this not have perfect ratings?
Oh look, a surprised patrick
A leedel leedel leedel le
*Opens app. Sees boobs. Skips first 4 pics*
I'm confused why you guys use hashtag yourewelcome. Just go to the search section, and scroll down to "sexy". No one can troll you, because only the uploader sets the tag!
Why is there two downvotes on this pic?
Im wearing close to the same bra right now i just need a patrick
@ConfusionDOTcom, my name is Patrick... Kinda... Is Ryan close?
Was expecting Surprised Patrick when I saw the thumbnail.
Keep calm and add pic to favorites.
I swear I only clicked high-res just in case there was something else hidden, like Patrick..
Today is a good day
*looks around* violently adds to favorites.
Wait, Patrick's in this picture?!?
I'd charge my watch for her
@batteries included, but your batteries are included. You don't have to charge it.