Gotta catch 'em all
@I shjt you not, can't tell if that's referring to STDs
@Blaine Gabbert, *Bad Luck Brian* *catches every STD in existence*
@Blaine Gabbert, i heard my name?
So far I've only used pokeballs and caught a few bugs, but I'll probably find a few good ones this summer
@Sexy Homunculus,my brother, friends and I used to catch bees with pokeballs then throw em at each other. We were a fun group
@Sexy Homunculus, same :)
Is your master ball your virginity? ;)
So, basically what you're saying is that people are allowed to whore around as much as they want to until they "find the right one"?
@The preaching cheese, wow, people have truly lost the conception of what true love is.
@The preaching cheese, they probably mean going on dates, not banging loads of people.
@manateepants, Still, people could do things on dates. Would you really want to date someone you hardly care about?
We gays have multiple master balls
I'm still stuck with my starting pokeballs.....
Uses it on a magikarp
30 May 2014 #30May2014
Four pokemon picks in a row? Pinch me I must be dreaming.
I'm saving my master ball for that one very special Rattata.
He's talking about a shiny
*Uses masterball on rattata*
I used my master ball on a Bidoof. F**k
Looks like @PeanutButterPopsicle is all over this update!
Like a zubat.
Truly inspirational *sheds double man tears*
OMG ITS A PIGEDY *use master all
Well then, I guess I'm out of pokeballs. Can someone tell me what the pokemart is represented by, so I can get some more?
Don't forget the repels so you don't get aids.
There are plenty of Magikarps's in the sea.
Life is like a Pokemon battle: no matter what you do, shjt always has no effect.
*sheds a single tear*
Level 3 rattata
Except for me, I used my Masterball on a Doduo. #FcukRelationships
Guess ill nvr find love. I could nvr use my masterball, its always a waste.
Or until your sh!thead friend uses it to catch a lvl. 3 wurmple
*uses on zubat*
*sheds a manly tear*
For some reason I read this in Barney Stinson's voice..
'True love broke free!'
Used mine on a mudkip. Then saved...
@Jiller, You can't catch a mudkip in the wild...can you?
I wish I had a device that caught anyone I wanted instead of those "legendaries" running away once I make my first move.
So all I got from this is that I'm supposed to date Rayquaza.
I caught Raikou with my Master Ball, Mewtwo with an Ultra Ball. But my sister caught Raquaza with a regular Pokéball XD