Ok guys I got an idea. Lets reveal to the community one confession to our great community. Ill go first. I am below age for fp. I am Not going to tell you the exact age for private reasons
@ninja weasel, like church?
@ninja weasel, i uploaded a picture of my dongle for the 100k picture
@ninja weasel, I am secretly not a giant cabbage but an average sized one...
@ninja weasel, I are to underage
@UnassumingPotato, welcome to the club
@ninja weasel, I am a virgin
@Giant Cabbage, HOW DARE YOU
@ninja weasel, I, too, am below age. Though it's not a secret. I, too, am a virgin, but I'm only 14. Confession, confession, confession... Um, I usually only eat 2 meals a day. I want to eat 3, but I sometimes can't because of reasons (no I don't have a medical issue, and no we're not poor)
@xSparkySharky, as you can see from my first comment. I am to
@ninja weasel, I actually work at Black Mesa
@ninja weasel, I am secretly quite perverted ,but never let it out
@ninja weasel, I'm a 30 yr old mother of 2 and I love weed! Legalize it dammit
@ninja weasel, I downloaded this app when I was 15. But I'm now 19, so Stuck Pixel can't do anything about it now.
@LaDiabla, lol its ok. In my point of view, if you're a good person who smokes it, then smoke. I know three people who do it, all great people
@modern culture, no big deal
@Sam da ram, oh. You're an old user
@ninja weasel, I use funny pics off the toilet more than one the toilet.
@J0eCooL134, so do I
@LaDiabla, my confession is that i would like to have sex while smoking weed whit a mother of 2.
@ninja weasel, i'm only 15 and i'm scared that stuckpixel will find out and murder me for breaking the rules
@ninja weasel, in my name, the L in sterling is a capital i...
@ninja weasel, I am a 21 year old female who really enjoys sex... Wait.. Is that too much?
@TheCandyManVan, really. I thought you were a 40 year old pedophile. Anywho with all this under age crapwe can agree on one thing. NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS
@ninja weasel, i suffer from multiple personality disorder and i have 2 personalities: a normal 15 year old on one side and then the other side is a 47 year old pedophile
@TattedAllyCatt, things to never post on the internet 101
@ninja weasel, I'm actually on your right hand side...
@Giant Cabbage, MY LIFE IS A LIE
@ninja weasel, Morbo has confession. I havent destroyed 42 planets. Ive only destroyed 41 and a half. I am ashamed!
@MorboTheDestroyer, its ok. Just don't destroy earth
@ninja weasel, is earth the purple one?
@MorboTheDestroyer, uhhh, no green and blue
@ninja weasel, ah. The smelly one.
@ninja weasel, I'm not actually a lonely toaster... I have a girlfriend.
@ninja weasel, I'm 18 years old, and actually not bad looking, but have never kissed a girl or been on a date because I'm too scared to talk to girls.
@TheCandyManVan, lucky for your 47 y/o side that you are actually under age and can be with ppl underage... as long as it's not one of those extremely young pedophilac urges.... I'm just gonna stop there lmao
@ninja weasel, I sh!t my pants in primary school. At primary school. And I didn't know I had done it until I went to pull down my shirt.
@DatJelloMan, lol so do I, but again im still younger
@Marzia, im American. What's primary school. I shjt my pants in 1st
@ninja weasel, I think it would be like in elementary school for Americans.
@Marzia, oh. Ok, like kindergarten.
@ninja weasel, probably
@ninja weasel, I've been Apart of this app since the No Gold For You pic
@ninja weasel, ok fine i will do one. Me and some friends broke into an arcade and had screwed around in there and it was a thrill
@Spikeup12, nice. Did u play mortal kombat. I will MURDER YOUR FACE AT IT
@ninja weasel, no we only used the fuse box to turn on an outlet to charge a phone
@ninja weasel, there is something about breaking minor crimes that is sort of fun.... You didnt hear that from me
@Spikeup12, yes I did
@ninja weasel, i will deny it till the end
@ninja weasel, I killed somebody once, or twice.. oh, who's counting
@Spikeup12, ok. I HAVE THE EVIDENCE
@ninja weasel, I am on the verge of losing all sanity.
@ninja weasel, I am a dairy farmer.
@ninja weasel, or for a more appropriate confession, I put honey on just about everything I eat :-P
@Giant Cabbage, I believed a lie! *gasp.
@ninja weasel, there was a time and place when I went back in time.... But I'll never tell.
@Metzger, I dont like honey. :( sorry
@ninja weasel, I'm bi
@Trixie MLP, I'm bi too, woot woot
@Trixie MLP there is absolutely nothing wrong with that
@Metzger, that sounds amazing
@Spikeup12, lol, which part?
@Metzger, the honey
@Spikeup12, oh it is. I don't really like rice, but with some honey, it's the bomb
@Metzger, teach me your ways and i can teach you my ways of excessive barbecue sause
@ninja weasel, I've told all my friends I had my first bj but in fact all she did was kiss me
Long-distance moon pissing.
I want to try this... So.. Badly..
@Exotic Xer, have fun with your dick freezing off
Your dick would freeze off and it wouldn't flow in a stream it would be frozen little bubbles of pee
Yes, behold my dominance and be afraid!!
It's fun and all until you realize that if you tried that, your penis would freeze, and be crushed.
It's gonna freeze off haha
*Looks up* that stream of urine came from the moon
If anyone is wondering he is dead, soooo dead
Psh, I can do that.
R Kelly goes to the moon.
We all know where it's going to stop