Ooo baby. I'm about to give you something that's hard to swallow.
@ caucrasian , this'll get you right where it counts, ooh yeahhhh
@ caucrasian , especially the part where it says murder is okay so long as an angel tells you to do it.
@JangelH, It was actually the lord who cammanded nephi to murder and not an angel which does sound surprising but this is not the only insident in which god cammanded somone to murder. In samuel chapter 15 god commands samuel to kill a man named amulek and his entire people. Also remember that god sent the angel of death to kill pharaohs son. There are more instances like thus most of them are un the bible
@thejordan, oh no, I was remembering just within the first few pages of The Book of Mormans that there was some sort of passage about that. It surprised my boyfriend so he felt compelled to show it to me. I myself read The Bible and know very well there is a ton of killing! Sorry if I got it wrong. 😌
@JangelH, sorry my written voice sounds pretty harsh sometimes, I believe the passage that he read was the part I was refering to where the lord commands nephi to kill laban which surprises a lot of people and surprised me in the past, however I believe god has his reasons if there was any way around it I believe god wouldnt have commanded it
@thejordan, In short terms for others:
*Nephi sees passed out drunk dude who stole his stuff. (This guy was a top dog in the city and was leading the people to do bad stuff. If the city continued doing bad stuff, God would destroy the city)
Nephi: Just gonna disguise myself as him, get my stuff and bail out.
God: I have delivered him unto you, I command you to kill him with his sword.
Nephi: What? He's just drunk? Why?
God: If you do not kill him he will continue to cause my work that it cannot continue.
Nephi: But I've never killed someone???
God: It is better one man should perish than the nation perish in disbelief.
Nephi: *Sigh* OK..
@angrynarwhals, well, he kind of would've had them hunted down and killed for taking back (their own records) because he'd have easily guessed that they were the ones who took them.
When your girl a freak but you trying to get right with the Lord.
@Sunbros Master Race, wrong religion to be right with the lord... You must follow Cthulhu
@uhluhtC Backwards , Heresy! How dare you defy our lord and savior Jibbers Crabst! You're just as bad as those Pastafarians and Pink Unicorn worshipers! Heathen!
Anyone else see this on Broadway? It was by far the greatest musical ever.
@Eren Jagermeister, you and me agree... But mostly me
@Eren Jagermeister, I want to see it so badly.
Mormon and proud!
@angrynarwhals, ditto! Lol
@angrynarwhals, I'm not proud of it
@angrynarwhals, me too! I actually got my mission call today!
@RebelWithoutaCause, Dude, no one's forcing you to be Mormon. Or maybe they are, who knows, Mormons can be totally batshjt sometimes.
@therutabagaclub, I actually am being forced to be Mormon since I'm not out of high school
@RebelWithoutaCause, That sucks. I have to go to church every Sunday even though I don't even remotely believe in religion, but other than that, my family pretty much leaves me on my own. So I won't try to say I've got it worse. But, yeah. Sorry, dude. Like I said, fvcking Mormons sometimes, man. Hope it doesn't fvck up your view of religion too bad.
@therutabagaclub, Wow, this comment was a piece of shjt.
@therutabagaclub, nah man I'm glad you can relate to my situation
@RebelWithoutaCause, well, it's just that your parents are trying to help you to do better and know your path in life. Seminary wasn't exactly kind to my sleeping schedule, but aside from that I found everything very much enjoyable and enriching to my life
@joenayitunesjm, Awesome! where are you going??
@The One That Knocks, South Dakota Rapid City Mission!
When you just can't stop evangelizing.
The amazingly randy strikes again
What a terrible pattern choice for those curtains.
@HeadlessHampster, not magic, just religious.
@Fellacio Jones, thank you. Someone actually knows what's up.
@Fellacio Jones, technically it isn't even underwear either.
Gotta show everyone the size of my faith.
Their getting more clever with their message
God damn that's disappointing...
*ding dong* hello, my name is Elder Price, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book
Hello. My name is elder Price. And I would like to share with you the most amazing book.
I saw his Junk
I expected flowers
I knew duff beer was behind those mormans!! All hail duff man jesus!
Thumbs up for shameless Simpsons underwear
I fell for that one, Didn't I?
The book of what?
He's going to hell
That book is water damaged. Theirs a buldge
I feel the need to comment.
"I'm waiting 'till marriage..."