Honesty is the best policy!
@DrSin, I once sent a girl a bunch of small djck memes and it still worked so yea idk how tho
@A Math Dealer, its curiosity
@A Math Dealer, you probably made her laugh, I care more about the size of your humor than your dick.
@Bluemama, aint it the truth.
@Bluemama, well then be prepared to be disappointed in more ways than one. Kidding idk what I did but it worked lmao.
Well at least theres no room for disappointment
Look I ain’t got much to offer so let’s save ourselves the embarrassment
@megamanx181x, if she is over 34, she will take what ever she can get. Baby fever is strong
@seeUpee, hot dog let’s do this!
I’m hung like an acorn
Damn girl it’s not even 11am!
*Curved and awkward*
You always set their expectations really really low, so when you’re just average you hit em with something A LOT bigger than they expect. If you get that far lol