Boss: "Stacey, you're fired for leaving your station"
Stacey: "But he had a pig riding shotgun!"
Boss: "S***! Is he still here!?"
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, I like all these -boss uses profanity punch line- jokes.. ANOTHER!
@NormMcDonaldHadAFarm, "he is! That's great! He can give you a ride home because you're FIRED!"
Well, she IS a starbucks barista... The standard for best day isn't very high
@Golden Ponyboy, as a former sbux barista I can 100% confirm this.
@Golden Ponyboy, probably because they can't even
@Golden Ponyboy, getting their art history degree with a minor in gender studies
Why is that uncooked bacon wearing a leash
@TheFury01, because the man wants a pig as his pet
@InterestingPun , gee and I thought he was just hamming it up
@TheFury01, so that it doesn't run away before it gets cooked...?
@TheFury01, he has to marinate it in whipped cream before he cooks it.
She has the face of surprise subtext
I'd like to give her a cup of whipped cream 😉
I don't know anyone who would react differently
She likes pigs? Guess I stand a chance then.
She is actually kinda cute
Note to self: aquire pet pig, prepare for womens
All that matters is if you got her number
If you're wondering how to do this order a "puppycino" or a "puppy latte" at starbucks
She wants the bacon.
@Will I Am Shat nerd, should have said,
She wants the pork.
Chicks dig pet pigs
@kdogzzs, True, they love my hog