You love me always right???
@megamanx181x, just shut up and feed me
*pets you like a dog*
@ TouchMyCatEars, ok kitty as long as it’s validation
@megamanx181x, whatever makes you feel special
@seeUpee, oh, my.... do go on. Let me just go grab my camera
@Vanilla Ranger, her nails are long aren’t they? Okay but if I get an infection from her rear turd burying nails you are taking me to the doctor
@seeUpee, I'm not allowed within 300 yards of hospitals, anymore
@Vanilla Ranger, oh my... do go on. Let me just go grab my vodka
@seeUpee, Y'see, I was just starting my film career, and I heard "PUSH! PUSH!" from down the hall. Naturally, I-- Oh, wait... no, no, it seems my lawyer recommends I keep this one to myself. In any case... not allowed in hospitals, anymore.
@Vanilla Ranger, can’t say “white” either? Lameeeeeeee I know how your lawyer sleeps...
He lies on one side and then lies on the other
@seeUpee, he has asked me to inform you that he misses his wife and kids and would very much appreciate it if you could give them back
@Vanilla Ranger, he can have her! You know the difference between him and his wife? The wife will stop screwing you when you’re dead
@seeUpee, he seems very offended. He just stormed off and locked himself in his room. What a baby.
Ah! My dog is a cuddle worm... he will sneak on the couch when I’m not looking and sloooooly nudge his snout in between me arms until his head is completely thru and looks at me to be petted. If I don’t, he will start complaining... he is so needy! Most needy dog ever!!!
@seeUpee, if I’m sitting on the floor blue will walk up, look at me, and just nose dive collapse in my lap. Otherwise he just sleeps next to my chair or bed
@Natural Sarcasm , best part of that is when he gets gas in the middle of the night 😂
wake your ass right up
@seeUpee, man sometimes I get up convinced he shjt in the house, like there’s just no way a fart alone can smell that bad
@Natural Sarcasm , ahahah I laughed bc if I smell shjt... is cuz Oliverio has shjt in the house. Just last week gave him some extra pork and guess he couldn’t handle it. Nothing better than waking up on a Monday for work and having to clean dog shjt up the sunroom tile...
@seeUpee, yeah it doesn’t happen often but when blue does shjt in the house it’s always right by the back door. As if to say “I got as close as I could” most times he whines at the bottom of the stairs to wake me up though
Yeah fvck that I kicked my dogs outta the bed when they were 9 months old and never looked back. Number one they NEVER sit still and constantly have to get up and find a new spot. And secondly they were major bed hogs
@Natural Sarcasm , Oliverio learned early on that the bed was no place for him... he will not set foot in the bedroom anymore... I think the moaning freaks him out ahahah. But yeah! When I pass out on the couch and he joins me he will hog the whole couch... he would rather sleep on me than next me too. Total pain in the ass to nap around him
Yeah... my fish didn't like it when I made her sleep with me.
My dick was a bit too big for her