Unclean! UNCLEAN!!! (For those who don’t know, something like 20% of armadillos carry the leprosy bacteria. Practice safe petting.)
@ZohmB, you beat me to it by 2min
@ZohmB, so what you are saying is that 80% of armadillos are safe to pet
@aceh43rt, like playing Russian roulette. You take those odds?
@ZohmB, never tell me the odds!
He’s a good turtle rat
@TriangleTesticles, or as we Germans oh so elegantly call it: Belt Animal
@A pet named Steve, oh that’s fantastic, gotta love different languages take on things
I stay the fvck away from those little devils! When I was 10 me and my family went down to the Disney resort and one morning I found an armadillo in the bushes. I got to close and it attacked me. . .I live in Florida now and I'm just waiting for round two.
...except for cats... Ok they do, but in that one spot... when they allow it. Pet the wrong spot... And your dead to them
This was true until Eva fvcked it all up.