I feel like upvoting your own comment is kinda like watching porn. Nobody really talks about it in public, but almost everybody does it.
@Garrus, haha checking your profile tho
@Garrus, I can honestly say ive never done this. Not boasting or anything, I just now feel like the odd one out
@Garrus, I made a comment about it being essentially Funny Pics masturbation once and got downvoted into oblivion.
@Garrus, Yay, Garrus is back!
@MildlyInspiringDuck, yeah I have done it once because of a downvote troll but only once.
@angrynarwhals, checking someones profile is like looking at someones browser history
@Garrus, it just doesn't feel right, like sucking my own d*ck. I'm just not flexible enough.
@MildlyInspiringDuck, I did it accidentally once but I changed it to a downvote, I feel like that is the pettiest type of evil
*boy to girl*: "hello, you've reached the rejection hotline".
@Dragondoot, if I call you and you don't pick up on the first ring... I'm never calling you again - Every girl in history (including me) 😜😂
@CelestialHeavens, What if they're like me and have to use a texting/phone call app where it only works in a wifi zone?
@Garrus, I'm assuming you're a male so you don't know this. Some girls watch porn and *gasp* actually talk bout it with their friends 😱
@CelestialHeavens, which comment are you replying to? If its the top comment one, he wrote almost everbody does it. He didnt say anything about girls... if its a different one. I apologize for this comment.
Anyone to umbreon: 00:00:01
@Umbreon, uh, Wrong number... "Dad, it's me, your son!" *hangs up immediately*
Unrelated: Destiny has exceeded my expectations, if you normally wait for games to become used so you can return them and rarely buy new. This game is a safe game to buy new (I have it for ps4 which needs 40gb free space to play the game). Its very good, very fun, and visually pleasing :D
@The Lone Guppy, I am literally that person lol I don't buy new games ever, I have not played skyrim yet bought the legendary pack for like 20 bucks. Anyway, I've been hearing nothing but good things! How would you describe the gameplay?
@Relator, well it was made by the same people as halo and CoD. So its very halo like, and fast action like CoD. But it also has a borderlands feel. It is definitely a great game to start the next gen consoles off for sure. It has good graphics, has strategy, character progression, online play at all times so you just randomly run into other people, and it runs REALLY smoothly. It MIGHT not run as smooth on old gen consoles, BUT the developers in this game took their time. And I dont see much wrong with it at all. Even their driving mechanics is good. You have to adjust how you play depending on the scenario and enemy to really do well. I think even if you didnt like borderlands type games you would still like this. And if you liked borderlands, this game is close to orgasmic haha :P
@The Lone Guppy, I've never played borderlands :( thanks for the suggestion though def going to try it! Wish we had more video games stuff on funny pics!
@Relator, I didnt play borderlands until recently. But 2 was better to me. Also if you have a friend borderlands is one of the BEST co op games out there for newer consoles. Even split screen capability. I suggest you play it. It has great humor in it. I think borderlands 2 is only 12bucks at gamestop and you have a week to get a full refund if you play it and dont like it (or just play it enough and want your money back)
@The Lone Guppy, you do need to give it a chance though.. it will seem weird at first. Destiny however feels beautiful from start :P
Me to phone sex line girl: 3 seconds *sigh*
@Bus Full of Kids, two seconds longer than in practice though!
If I'm doing the math right, girls calls last 12 weeks, 36 days (so 5 more weeks and 1 day), 32 hours (a day and 8 hours), 69 minutes (an hour and 9 minutes), and 23 seconds. Meaning it's 17 weeks, 2 days, 9 hours and 9 minutes. If anyone's interested.
@The Lone Guppy, I know what he wrote. But he said that nobody talks about it in public, which isn't true. And dude don't blow my cover, this is my first time commenting and I'm trying to seem cool c':
Girl to girl should really be 01:01:05:13:09:23 assuming it goes years:months:days:hours: minutes:seconds. Reason? There's only 60 minutes in a hour so that 60 would then that 32 into a 33 and leave 9 there's only 24 hours in a day so that 33 would make the 36 into 37 leaving 13 the average month is 31 days so 36 days minus 31 is 5 days left making the 12, 13 and with only 12 months in a year that makes it one full year with one month remaining. My logic and I now accept you down votes and criticism. (Some math may be wrong)
10 September 2014 #10September2014
Mother to boy? Priceless
Mother to Boy: 3.5 hours
Disagree. My friend and I spoke for an hour on the phone and it wasn't until afterwards I realised I don't even speak to my wife that long.
As a girl, I can confirm this
Girls have bent the laws of time.... There phone calls made it so there's more than 36 days in month. *applauds slowly waiting for others to join in*
Of course girls talking to girls ignore the laws of time. They talked for 12 years, 36 days, 32 HOURS, 69 MINUTES, and 23 seconds on their call. Stop screwing our laws of time to be longer, I want a Nerve Gear already!
@Anonymous Jack III, please ignore my flawed units. I normally count weeks into the days. The guy above me has the right time.
What is "phone call"
@YoYoMango, I think it's some event special Pokemon move...
As a guy with girl-friends I can confirm this. Except for the calls with dad... Don't know what that's like
@Your Racist Grandma, you must be black. Hey don't call me a racist, you are too gramma!
So girls never call boys?
@Dragondoot, lol no. No they don't. I've had girls text me telling me to call them like what sense does that even make? Hate that sh*t