Hit them with the classics like,
*Mix them for more advanced answers*
@GoldBurner, until you get to your fifth "that's crazy bro" and they're still talking
@GoldBurner, "Wow! For real? That's crazy, man."
@GoldBurner, for crazy? That's wow real
@GoldBurner, "for wow??? That's real!"
@OopsIEsploded, for crazy!! That's wow!!
Where are the awkward silences before they say they should get back to what there were doing?
Yeah when my boss called on my vacation
@Sluggernot, why would even answer that call?
@TR8R, freaking wife told me to...
Color blind. Help
@Hamilton Porter, top line is voicemail, middle one is them talking and bottom is me talking
Me answering because it might be an important call:
Person who I explicitly didn't add to my contact list so I wouldn't have to see their name: Hey, how's it been? Just wanted to see what you were up to.
Me: Aww sh1t, here we go again.