"She wears short shorts. I wear long longs."
@ace in space, sounds like some Chinese brand.
@ace in space, shes cheer captain, so I f*cked my teacher.
Shorts is the shortened name for short pants
@TheMonkeyGod, so, that means there’s long pants. Shouldn’t they be called longs then?
@Hot Coffee, no, there are pants and short pants.
@TheMonkeyGod, what about capri's?
@AGreasedMonkey, we will never speak of the abominations
*snaps fingers* yes!
I think shorts should be called shants
If shorts are shorts and pants are longs. . . Then what are regulars or normies
Trousers if your British
Because you touch yourself at night.
If you really analyse the logic to this statement. It should Just say why aren’t pants called pants. Cos it didn’t change the name for shorts. If shorts are called shorts, (No change) then pants should be called pants.
I get where they were trying to go with this but I decided to get overly technical
Cause it’s dumb that why