What if I'm straight up gay? Is that straight or gay?
@JewishXenu, that is gay as hell. You are safe from the FBI... me in the other hand need to run to Mexico
@JewishXenu, then it's straight up the ass for you either way in my book
@seeUpee, I will find you.
@The Freaking FBI, oh sh1t!!!!
@JewishXenu, It depends on how straight updog you are.
So when did James Charles and J K Rowling mobilize their gay conversion militia?
It's very true
@The Freaking FBI, do you have to report to yourself then?
Do I got a choice in being a top or bottom?!?
@megamanx181x, the fact that you're asking this makes you a bottom. At best a power bottom.
@JustCallMeCozy, power bottom is quite a reputation to hold up
The amount of dislikes makes me lose faith in humanity, because those people are clearly unironically against lgbt people, or too snowflaky to get the joke
@Winter Diablo,1. joke is weak
2. so what if some people are against the lgbt? Are we obligated to side with them or feel sympathy?
@whatthefrank, Just because it isn't against the law to hate lgbt people doesn't mean doing so is morally right.
@Winter Diablo, Neither is siding with them.
@whatthefrank, seriously can't tell if you're trolling or not
@Winter Diablo, how does downvoting this mean you are against lgbt
I mean its not really a "funny pic"
@Donutfilm, Maybe we just have different habits. If I don't care much for a picture, I usually just keep swiping. If I upvote something I probably at least smirked, and if I downvote something, I either think it's really dumb or am actively against it
@Winter Diablo, wait, you’re not trolling either??
What if I identify as a gay women while keeping all my man bits?
@Luciferthefalln1, outstanding move!
How horrible. Everyone we need to get a straight pride parade going to fight off our oppression!
@BlazingBowman, I was joking with my friend the other day about how there should be straight pride parades too, then. I just feel like they’d be giant hookup sessions, though.
@Tyler643, and gay pride parades arnt? Lol theyre actrually having one in boston which is why i brought it up.
@BlazingBowman, yeh I just saw it on twitter lol they’re getting so much shjt for it
@Tyler643, yeah somehow its racist sexist and homophobic to be proud of being straight. Id go and support them but im not prepared to make a 22 hour drive to boston.
@BlazingBowman, people are obviously overreacting. people are genuinely accusing them of homophobia. how does that even make sense? i’m a definite supporter of the LGBT community but they wanna be treated equal and the moment they don’t feel special anymore, they get all upset. it’s so redundant.
@Tyler643, did you read what captain america said?
@BlazingBowman, yeah his tweets have been coming up in my feed a lot lately (not complaining)
@Tyler643, its a lol fest.
@Tyler643, sounds like an absolute win
This is dumb
Sweats nervously around bewbs
Well sh!t I was born in a gay month
@Dr TalleyWacker, ditto... but I share a birthday with Robert Englund, and D-Day, so it balances out!
No one seemed to care, until people were reminded being gay involved a lot of ass fvcking.
@Uranusisbig, Bold of you to assume FP users have sex.
@Jdrawer, haha that’s true, FP users don’t have sex. But where in my previous comment did I bring them in? I said people as in general
Finally. Now is my chance.
Woah woah woah I’m not saying I’m not gay buut, if I am hypothetically not gay what is the least gay thing I can do to be considered gay?
@kdogzzs, Like someone of the same sex.
So this got through but my picture of Dr Phil saying be gay or die didn't? Wtf man