Florida doesn't do a very good job of covering that up
@snailking19, yeah, seriously... we all know this
@snailking19, we’re tryin to scare y’all away. Hiding it would defeat the purpose.
@snailking19, the crazy stuff you hear about doesn't even scratch the surface of the buttfvckery that is florida deaths
@snailking19, if it did, it wouldn't be Florida.
What in God's name happened to Indiana
@Ketchup Boi, we sold our souls to the corn gods for ranch dressing and basketball
@Ketchup Boi, just periods.
@grandkek69, as a Hoosier I can confirm this. Stay out of our corn fields tourists you have been warned.
@Ketchup Boi, The Corn God and Bean God fought until all that was left was .
@Ketchup Boi, as a hoosier I can answer this. Nothing.. That's the probkem
@Ketchup Boi, immortality happened
@Ketchup Boi, neither alive nor dead, they are empty husks devoid of souls...
@Ketchup Boi, hehehe I totally know where that is because it’s such a distinctive shape.... *sweats in Texan*
@Ketchup Boi, no one actually ever dies in Indiana.
@Niam Leeson, fellow texas here. Look for the *. Also keep safe on dinosaurs. Make sure penny wise is there for the rodeo. That’s the only way you can make it out alive.
@Ketchup Boi, .
@Ketchup Boi, there’s no one left to tell the tale
@Ketchup Boi, Stranger Things
@Ketchup Boi, Mike Pence made them ungay, so it saves them from dying.
It's not vampires in Alaska, it's too cold for them. Its the Werebears that'll get ya
I go to Disneyland a lot and so far I have disappointingly not seen anyone die
@megamanx181x, they hide it in the back with all the other bodies
@megamanx181x, I died last time I went. They had to do a blood sacrifice to bring me back.
@CynicalSirr, what did it cost them...?
@megamanx181x, one of Donald's nephews.
@CynicalSirr, Louie I can live without
ohio got the deadliest one
DONT listen to this, COME TO LOUISIANA, YOU WILL love it so much you will NEVER want to RETURN home! EVERYTHING HERE IS great from the climate and Wildlife, to the delicious food, to those awesome paRties, lOuisiaNa is cool place to Go. AND, of course, HASTUR ISn't REAL.
There is no lactose intolerance in Wisconsin, it’s all lies
Huh.... Due to curiosity I think I'll move to New Jersey.
I love how Florida just says Florida
I was hoping it would have the real list, not what they want us to think really happens.
You dont wanna mess with the corn gods
Can confirm Troll in Mn
I live in Florida and I can confirm the accuracy of this.
Missouri must be a pretty Jawsome place to be, ngl. Must be fintastic
Perfect dimensional rifts in PA, that means its working.
As an Iowan I can confirm. No one will talk about the missing folks because we know if we do the Corn Gods will come for us next.
I don’t know what you’re talking about... there’s no mummy’s curse here... *whispers* run he’ll find you!
As someone who lives on the border between Minnesota and wisconsin i can confirm that the trolls from Minnesota come over to inkect wisconsinites with the lactose intolerance.
Death by piracy makes Nebraska seem way more lit than it actually is
@Pat Myckok, we are SO lit here! Lit like a candle. A single tea light candle.
Can confirm my parents died in a dinosaur rodeo and the whole thing was covered up and never saw the light of day.
How intense does a poetry slam have to be for you to die from it?
@Marida Cruz, it's more of a poetry SMASH!
@Marida Cruz, I have a poem, it's called I got a weapon.
@injit, annnnd this is the part where we give you our wallets
Georgia. The one next to Florida, not russia
Oh God they know about Nega-Ohio
What’s The King in Yellow doing in Louisiana?
Is NC referring to being G-noted? Because that 100% kills.
Pirates...sounds about right.
Looks like Washington never returned the slab
As a Hoosier, this concerns me.
This is bullshït how do even protect ourself from human sublimation