So, fun fact. This toilet is styled this way, so that when you poop, you will not receive a Poseidon kiss.
@ArchangelForcas, what if I want that, those bastards
@ArchangelForcas, today I learned the phrase for splash back.
@ArchangelForcas, I would rather have a moist bunghole than a huge sh1t streak on my toilet. Besides, poseidon’s kiss is just the poor man’s bidet.
@ArchangelForcas, its styled this way to give you the full fragrance of your shít, american toilets submerge the whole enchilada to prevent most stank from escaping
@MrWonka, bass turds. Huhuhuhuhuhuhu
@ArchangelForcas, not only that. It gives you a bit more time to inspect your poop to see if you’re healthy or not
Those poop stains though
@Sortofslobro, That’s why you to turn around to make number 2.
It would be like letting wet sand drip from your hand onto the beach to make a bulbous brown tower that rises to the heavens.
@twopotatoes, what a word smith!
They better have some strong water pressure to keep that thing clean.
If you savages actually learned how to sit on a toilet right you wouldn't be disgusted.
@Mag3rPayne, I know right. People are completely missing out on the drawing and coloring table.
@Mag3rPayne, like from south park?
@troubled panda, yes...
I saw one of these in Germany and can’t understand why anyone would ever want this. My friends and I called it, “the shjt shelf”
How do you plunge
Destroy it with fire