Well that's what you get for being "shelf-ish"
@Barry Dylan, he’s just a little aggravated
break your pride or your ankles ?
Thats an easy choice.
Step on me more my queeeen.
Ok, but can she be 5’ and put me in a bottom cabinet? I’m kinda scared of heights....
I'm kinda jealous. Makes me think of snu snu
Learn to go up on her
At lest you don't have to buy an elf on the shelf during christmas.
5 inches by 5 what?
Have you tried calling her, “daddy”? That might arouse her
I have no problem with this