How does one load a dog into a gun to fire it a someone's daughter?
@Good Guy Satan, Life, uh, finds a way
@Good Guy Satan, carefully... Especially if it's a German Shepard because those things have tough bones
@Good Guy Satan, just use a clip
@Good Guy Satan, With alchemy?
@Good Guy Satan, the same way you design a gun that shoots swords that explode into smaller swords that also explode.
@Good Guy Satan, you heat it up till it sizzles, put it in a bun, steam it a little, put some ketchup on top (if you're a mustard guy, you know what to do), wrap it well in tin foil, then load it in the gun and shoot it at the daughter. She'll probably thank you, unless she's a stinking vegan, in which case this whole setup was a stupid waste of time.
@Good Guy Satan, that's Borderlands for ya. Gazillions of guns, one oughta be able to shoot a dog.
@Good Guy Satan, make a large enough potato cannon and boom goes the doggomite!
@CRIZZLE290, just ask Shou Tucker
@Good Guy Satan, big gun small dog
@Good Guy Satan, Junk Jet
Handsome Jack is awesome
Goddamn, tales is so funny