Same. The guy bricked up behind my wall won't shut the fvck up. Probably should've killed him first but, whatever, I ain't takin that wall down now.
@ TouchMyCatEars, I'm trying to write but the Raven at my door is dummy thicc and keeps clapping the door with his a$$cheeks.
@SimonPetrikov, Quoth the Raven, "Clap these cheeks!"
@ TouchMyCatEars, why not make a hole it that wall and pipe some hydrogen cyanide or phosgene or even carbon monoxide?
@The Flame War, well truth is I want him to die a slow death. Right now he feels no pain only discomfort from the chains that bind him. Soon he will feel tried but wont be able to sit or lie down. After that the thirst and hunger pains will kick in, and while he slowly dehydrates and wastes away I'll be having a taco and pizza party, downing 2 liters of cherry coke and laughing on the inside.
@ TouchMyCatEars, Fair point. Bjt it sounds like you're describing a reverse "The Black Cat" by E.A.P.
@ TouchMyCatEars, M-mind if I ask what he did?
@ TouchMyCatEars, something something pendulum
@A simple jar of dirt, he insulted her brother's honor or something like that.
I feel like this joke caters to a very specific audience that both understands the reference and appreciates the subtle intricacies of a good sh!t post.
@cantaloupe, ok edgar allen cantelopoe
I live about an hour or two away from UVA and you can see Poe’s college dorm room and it’s honestly really cool going to check it out cuz it just has such an ominous atmosphere in itself it’s like I can still see his darkness echoing off the walls. Cool stuff.
Good concept... Might try this in my DND game...
I’m sure Edgar Allan Poe is spinning in his grave knowing his work has been reiterate like this
Had a dream that me and a friend ran over a guy late at night because he ran in the road, we then buried him in my family garden, when I woke up I sat up in bed, and for about 10 minutes racked my brain as to if that really happened and if the new owners had dug up the garden
Man, this party be kickin'! I don't know if I'm just lit or not but not feeling great right now. Cool mask, bro....