Dude, we had this sub lady in high school that was like some ex drill sergeant for the army or something. She would be tellin kids they couldnt go to the bathroom regardless of what the rules were, if a kid wasnt taking notes she'd grab their hand, put a pencil in it, and then yell in their face "WRITE WHATS ON THE BOARD. NOW!!!" Just a real cock-stomping bitch. Well none of this stopped our class clown. The one day we had her in math and he just raised his hand out of the blue and when she asked what he wanted he just said "why are you a substitute? Is it because you weren't good enough to be a REAL teacher?" This set her the fvck off. She just started going off on this kid on how disrespectful he was and how he wont ever get anywhere acting like that. Then she sent him to the principal's and personally walked him there.
@aminalFacks, not a substitute, but I had my high school coordinator (who was a linebacker in college, and I was about 5'6" 140 lbs at the time) pick me up and slam me against the lockers because:
1. My shirt was untucked
2. I was eating a bag of cheetos in the hallway while class was going on
3. After he asked me "what the hell do you think you're doing?" I responded with "having a snack"
Wasn't the first or the last time anything like that happened, I went to private school all my life before the era of all this PC stuff teachers have to abide by. I still had a couple nuns as teachers in grade school, and lemme tell ya, the yard stick across the knuckles is a real thing.
My uncle when my family leaves the room
@North, what does he do?
HA! I shut that down *real* fast.