Now give her your whipped cream
@Ryanlglass, with or without her consent?
@Ryanlglass, you clever cu*t! I was getting ready to say the same thing. I sure hope you get an award someday and I hope your dang proud of it
@megamanx181x, it was with if I remember the story correctly.
She wants the P
@ILoveKnawedge, pig penis
She's a keeper.
Honey, if this is the best day of your life, you Really need to get out more. Here's my address. Nvm, just hop in. Sir Francis Bacon can sit in the back so long as the window is down a bit. He and I are taking you on an adventure...... As soon as I get my order. Man, where is the person running the window?
He would have taken her home but his place is a pigsty..
Why can't i get fed whipped cream
If I were a barista, I would change my name to Selmy, so that I could be Barista Selmy
I really hope they got her number.
Now you can feed her your
This made me happy inside
If you have a pet pig and you aren't picking up baristas with it, you're wasting your life.
She really just wants a man that brings home the bacon
Yeah I'm sure. Let me guess, everyone stood up and clapped too?