I would if you didn't keep dropping the apple
@Hamilton Porter, She wouldn't drop it, she'd eat it.
@ThePurpleIndigo, I doubt she eats fruits.
They brought a cave troll...
If she's a housekeeper she needs to clean the goddamn gene pool
Your housekeeping skills are subpar
@CrazyRightWinger, I have the burn cream ready.
In 3 years she'll have the same number of years as she has chromosome pairs
The last one is so over used...
If you can't keep up your appearance how can you be trusted to keep up a house?... other than acting as the foundation for it.
Chriswallboxing is a god damn savage. Upvote
Aaaaand... she just drank bleach.