This person will either become a lawyer or get fired from every job they’ll ever have for riding the fine line between unwanted attention and sexual assault.
Or you know, gourds/squash
@Strawberry Milk, except the FDA doesn’t differentiate between pumpkin and other gourds, so the college may be able to argue all of those are technically pumpkins. Also, canned pumpkin puree is usually a squash mix since, again, the FDA doesn’t care. I’m very fun at parties.
@Kyroll, you have to be invited to a party to be fun at one
This actually looks scarier