And then he gets killed by a care package
@andy506861, friendly care package incoming!
@andy506861, that has happened to me sooo many times.
@Snakes, erm you mean commander crates
@andy506861, or an AGR
You guys probably won't care, but it's my birthday! Sorry, I don't have friends to share this with, and I consider you guys my dysfunctional family. I LOVE YOU ALL
@GreenDayGirl, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU UNKNOWN COMMENTER
@GreenDayGirl, Even the downvote trolls?!? You sir are a saint and I hope you have a ding dong diddlytastic birthday
@GreenDayGirl, Well Happy Birthday, and many more to come ;)
@GreenDayGirl, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU RANDOM CITIZEN!
@GreenDayGirl, hey, we have the same birthday! Happy birthday friend!
@GreenDayGirl, Happy Birthday, hope you enjoy it :)
@GreenDayGirl, mi two
@GreenDayGirl, Happy BIRTHDAY DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY
@ Seductive Cheeto, Ch... Cheeto
@GreenDayGirl, I care.... happy birthday!
@GreenDayGirl, happy bday
@GreenDayGirl, Happy B's to the D's ;)
@GreenDayGirl, I love you too random citizen!!!!
@GreenDayGirl, Happy birthday my friend. I hope you have a great day full of funny pictures, rainbows, hilarious comments, puns galore. :D
@GreenDayGirl, Happy Birthday 😁 🎉 Party like it's Friday
@GreenDayGirl, it's my birthday too! Happy birthday fellow commenter. :)
@GreenDayGirl, Happy birthday! I love you too, just like I love everyone in the commenting community! You all bring me so much joy seeing your funny comments! *starts singing Happy Birthday, but screws up the lyrics* Well, crap.
@GreenDayGirl, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BKAVDHSVDUSBZDHDHDHDISBXCOWBELLLSHDHDBRJDBDJNDJDJD
@GreenDayGirl, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
@GreenDayGirl, I got down voted when I said it was my birthday...
@GreenDayGirl, happy birthday:) I usually don't reply to these posts but you're attractive
@GreenDayGirl, I care. I love you too, beautiful girl. I hope you have a wonderful day. Smile, because a smile from a gorgeous girl like you can turn someone's bad day into a great one.
@GreenDayGirl, happy birthday! I remember a long time ago you were having problems, so I hope things have turned around for you!
@GreenDayGirl, h how do you not have friends....everyone was going gaga over you after they saw your selfie..Anyway happy birthday!
@GreenDayGirl, hey you're obviously a green day fan and you're a girl. I love you already. Happy birthday :)
@GreenDayGirl, happy late birthday! Sorry I was to busy to check fp
@GreenDayGirl, HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVEN THOUGH I ONLY LIKE ABOUT 48% OF GREENDAY SONGS
@GreenDayGirl, doubt you'll read this, but happy birthday, hope you have a special day!
@GreenDayGirl, Yay we're dysfunctional!
@GreenDayGirl, *whispers creepily in your ear* "I love you too." *says normally* Happy belated b-day! :)
@GreenDayGirl, Well you are right. I do not care.
@assphinctersayslol, I genuinely respect you for saying so. have a pleasant day
@GreenDayGirl, happy birthday 18 months ago
@GreenDayGirl, well bappy hirthday to u
@GreenDayGirl, *2 years late* HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Wait... Where's everyone at?
@GreenDayGirl, you are the best
@GreenDayGirl, happy birthday!!! :)
What is that? Is it me? Is it behind me? Is it my bike? Is it my front wheel? Is it you?
Who else thinks there should be a separate category for Gifs?
And then it explodes.
@DinkIeberg, Cuz it's funnier that way.
What a sh|thead c@ck sucker! I would have run him over!
17 August 2014 #17August2014
RvB sticky grenade!
@Felix the Bear, "there's something on your head" "what, like a spider? Get it off!"
Showing off in Style.
He looks fabuloussss