You guys probably won't care, but it's my birthday! Sorry, I don't have friends to share this with, and I consider you guys my dysfunctional family. I LOVE YOU ALL
@GreenDayGirl, Happy birthday! I love you too, just like I love everyone in the commenting community! You all bring me so much joy seeing your funny comments! *starts singing Happy Birthday, but screws up the lyrics* Well, crap.
@GreenDayGirl, I care. I love you too, beautiful girl. I hope you have a wonderful day. Smile, because a smile from a gorgeous girl like you can turn someone's bad day into a great one.
And then he gets killed by a care package