just big a pie, be that guy
Plan to pay the bill, not child support.
@Sambob, Eat the cheesy, not the pussy
@Captain Nibbler , eating pussy didn't make anyone pregnant. It may have lead to it though
You don't have to share pizza, if you never get a girl
@Venturingbud, *sobs alone with large Costco pizza draped over me*
Pizza is plan A, if one thing leads to another there's always plan B
Why not both?
@FlexasaurusRex, pull out game too strong
@FlexasaurusRex, having kids means you have to share more pizza