Woman: “Oh, it looks like I don’t have enough money for this pizza, whatever will I do?”
Delivery Man: *takes pizza and leaves*
@Snarfel Burger, no.... I don’t believe that is how it goes
@seeUpee, this is how I imagine “shutterstock” porn goes.
Me today, I pick one day where I contribute nothing, I ordered in lunch and dinner because I’m allowed to be filth once a week
@DrSin, I wouldn't be ordering greasy shjt food in the first place if I wasn't a hungover piece of garbage! That's what it's there for
@Not him again, exactly , I wasn’t hung over, but I was trying to get there since I’m off on mondays
Yes but I’m not the one working to deliver fast food so...
To see “proud” doctors, housewives, and “swole” youngsters open the door looking like drooling neutered pets is the highlight of the delivery boy’s day.
I'd much rather have food than get a crappy BJ tbh