It might happen
Yeah it's actually already started in China. Look up the coronavirus
@GFDOOM, and there have been cases in Washington.
@ThePandaPool , wait, dc or Washington state?
@ThePandaPool , Luckily the guy reached out to health officials immediately and they’re now screening at airports coming from China.
@Dephenistrator, bro! Is right there in Seattle, is all over the news. One confirmed case. RUN!!!!!
@seeUpee, i clean at a hospital.....
Well, i got a new job next month but still
@Dephenistrator, hell yeah!!! Is it a job we wanted?
@seeUpee, lol, i hope. Sterilizing lab equipment in super sensitive environments that could easily move up to running the equipment. It's more pay and different hours. 12 hour shifts, four days on four days off
@Dephenistrator, I think a friend of mine does exactly that. His is more he works three days gets three off then works two days and gets two days off. More pay! Happy for ya man! Keep pushing, keep succeeding!!!!
@seeUpee, huzzah! Thank you!
@Dephenistrator, ayyy housekeeping pals unite!
@ThePandaPool , Cases being one dude who’s already been isolated and is in good condition. everyone he made close contact with since he arrived was also been contacted and are monitored. Thankfully the US has this thing called hygienic standards and a functioning health infrastructure, something China lacks that turns that place into a breeding ground for disease.
@TheRatMan, not only that, but this is a weaker strand of the disease compared to the other two.
@ThePandaPool , Technically speaking it’s a brand new disease entirely. It’s just in the same family as SARS and MERS which is also the same family as the common cold.
@A Flying Panda, just came from China. Didn't get screened
@GFDOOM, You mean the Kung Flu?
@Paperknifesaint, nice. That one made me chuckle
@GFDOOM, Annnnd now it's in America... 😱
@TheRatMan, I just know they are all referred to as coronavirus.
@ThePandaPool , I ran a very high tech disease simulator on my phone and can confirm that coronavirus will kill us all in about a year and a half. We don't even get half way to a cure.
@GFDOOM, the coronavirus? Hmmmm... never heard of it.
@Supersaiyangohan, ok internet explorer
@GFDOOM, and here we are.
@TheRatMan, oh man this gave me a chuckle after finding it in random
@MathMan, im laughing so hard
@GFDOOM, Let us take a moment of silence for what we did not know was to come.
Be safe out there everyone else who sees this.
Found this in random in July 2020... oh you poor past commenters, you didn’t know
@Tacosareyummy, such sweet Winter Childs. Especially the "health Standards" Thing made me chuckle regarding the sh*tstorm thats going on now
Well it's about time. Goodbye traffic
@JewishXenu, miss the traffic yet?
SARS 2 electric boogaloo
One possible case in Texas at College Station. Not to spread panic.
@NotOK, Wasn't surprised when I heard the news. I graduated from Texas A&M, and there were a lot more Asian students than I thought there'd be. There's even a Chinese church and Asian grocery store in College Station.
@Sexy Homunculus, someone as famous (in this community) as you is also from TAMU?
@NotOK, Oh yea. I don't know if you're familiar with another user named Russian Spetsnaz but he/she was in the Corps
Dont do this. Dont give me hope.
Keep your fingers crossed that it happens in California
@ThePandaPool , no thanks, I may catch it and won’t be able to give my hit or miss funny comments anymore
@megamanx181x, just wear a mask, goggles, and rubber gloves, and immediately install a chemical shower right inside your front door.
@Not him again, brilliant! Stopping by home Depot after work!
@megamanx181x, tbh we prolly sell them online. We sell EMF detectors, as in the shjt people use to look for ghosts with. I know this bc I had a customer ask me one time...
She didn't outright say she was looking for ghosts......but she was looking for ghosts
@Not him again, haha haha I mean what else would anyone else use them for?
@megamanx181x, I'm sure they probably have some kind of real use that scientists n shjt use them for, but this lady definitely wasn't one of those people
@Not him again, she had that look....
This continues to age poorly. Ouch...
Finally. We’ve been needing a new plague
More like the flu. Already killed lots of people in Texas
I, for one, welcome our new virus overlords!
When you realize it's 2020 and the villains from Inferno, Kingsman, and Avengers: Infinity War may have been on the right track...
We'll also probably start seeing more mumps and measles because people are going antivax.
Ahh the circle of life
Faster re-upload in the west