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Living in an Amish Paradise
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@Duncan5769, As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
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@SimonPetrikov, But that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know I shun fancy things like electricity.
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@Duncan5769, At 430 in the morning I'm milking cows
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@Duncan5769, jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool.
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@Dalekpenis6927, I've been milkin' and plowin so long, that, even Ezekiel thinks that many mind is gone
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@Dalekpenis6927, I think, cause its been a long time since I've listened to it. Maybe I've been milking and plowing too long and my mind is gone
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@Petersquatch, I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline. Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin.
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@Totrollornottotroll, but if I finish my chores and you finish thine, then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699.
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@Dalekpenis6927, We've been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise. I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise
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@Langenator, it's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish Paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish Paradise
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@SaladSnake, A local boy kicked me in the butt last week. But I smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek!
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@Super GingerBoy, I really don't care In fact I wished him well Cause I'll be laughin' my head off When he's burnin' in hell
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@mtndewman9791, But I ain't never punched a tourist, even if he deserved it An Amish with a tool? You know that's unheard of.
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I thought Weird Al was NicePeter for second
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I am convinced Tom Brady is a football GOD. No doubt the greatest of all time! No discussion. Also the lombardi trophy needs to be renamed the belicheck trophy. And finally i bet you could hear a pin drop in Georgia right now. Either that or crime has skyrocketed as flames, destruction, and riots fill the streets. Superbowl 51 was the greatest comeback ever and simultaneously the greatest collapse of all time. My heart goes out to the devasted players and fans. I hope they can bounce back quickly. Especially Kyle Shanahan (as i am a diehard 49er fan). Kyle, sure you made some mistakes but the falcons would never have been there without you. You and Atlanta performed well in the Superbowl and still had a successful season. Now keep your head up, come to SF, and take us back to greatness my friend!
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I guess they all think your too white and nerdy...
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@Hooman with a Pupper clearly you're a hooman with a pupper
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Can't relate actually am eminem
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Way to make me binge watch Weird Al videos, Dick!
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So...still pretty cool then?
Gotta love Weird Al.