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So this is why like half of my flights get delayed, and we just sit there for what seems like an eternity on the runway!
@Ich bin ein Berliner, also why our luggage doesn't always make it on the plane
@Ich bin ein Berliner, also why my parents don't love me
Airport jousting. Cause why not.
False: Knights don't joust with steel beams
@KaijuKoitus, false, jet fuel can't melt Knights' armor
@KaijuKoitus, it's called a lance...hello?
(Someone please get that reference)
This is how safety briefs start
This is why take off takes so long
That description though...?
Aaaaaaaaaaand you're fired.
Plot twist: they're all fired.
@copdeeznutz, double plot twist, one of the jousters was the owner.