Or find somewhere to bury your roommate
I'll just openly eat a bunch of chips under the covers of his bed, then replace all of his oreo filling with toothpaste, and finally put legos in his slippers.
@Hatori, Jesus why not just kill the dude?
@Hatori, or maybe just jizz all up in his conditionar bottle
@Anass Rhammer, because then he doesn't suffer. Also, gotta tnt his house in Minecraft
@Hatori, just sprinkle sugar on his bed and when he lays in bed his body heat will melt the sugar into the sheets.
Use his toothbrush to clean the trimmer. Problem solved.
What if he shaves both and you don't know bruh? What then!!!
Even if I had a roommate, and he used my shaver at all, I would no longer have a roommate
So if they look different it is ok? My roommate did that and when he came out his balls were shorn.
I'm pretty sure Benjamin Franklin said that...
dam, i gotta listen real close to hear someone using a beard knife
But make him pay for it first