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Yo that hydrant is weilding a red lightsaber
@Chula Charlie, was just gonna comment the same thing
"Gimme your money!"
"Oh hold on, can we do this at the next alley over? This one doesn't have an emergency phone."
"Oh shjt my bad, yea no problem"
@Simetricwl , wow, your robber cool AF
Mine just stabbed me and ran away
Didnt even take my money
@seeUpee, “you know what? I think that robber was a murderer!”
@seeUpee, Lulz. My bad. I just wanted to see if the knife hurt you.
@DiSoNeGuY, next time... do it deeper :D
@seeUpee, *gets stabbed*
Excuse me, murderer, but can you not kill me at this location?
New 9-1-1 after Po Po are defunded
“Fine. I’ll just take my emergency to the competition.”
I love how this sounds like a choice
Well, I’ll just take my emergency elsewhere...