That's heresy, you speak.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, right ? Who the fück watches anime ? It’s all about the DEO life
Apparently I’m an alpha because I like my own smell... that being said obviously other people wouldn’t (except in *ahem* specific scenarios) so I use deodorant daily.
@Earth Chan, I always rub and smell my balls before I step into the shower. I’m sure all guys do this
@Earth Chan, wait that's an alpha thing? I thought that was just a normal thing to like your own smell
@Earth Chan, scenario 1: a bare backed gorilla squad invades your apartment complex, but because you did the right thing and rubbed your bare as$ on each entryway to your apartment the gorillas view you as an alpha and you protect your fellow neighbors.
@Earth Chan, earth chan we all love youre smell.
@kdogzzs, just in case this ever might happen
@kdogzzs, where’s scenario 2??? It has been 12 hours!
@Cpzombie, scenario 2: your best friend held a 536 person orgy and he is to polite to ask them to leave. You being the alpha you are you have an instinctual desire to protect the beta of your pack. You pull a gnarly 3hr workout session and go to the beta’s house,whip out your massive alpha dong and go ham dishing out mushroom stamps left and right. Your alpha musk lingers on each person you stamp forcing each member of the orgy to leave. With your beta friend safe all is good and thus concludes the 2 specific scenarios in which Earth chan mentioned.
@kdogzzs, thank you, the suspense was killing me!
@Earth Chan, actually, liking your own smell means you are attracted to your own pheromones. Which means you were born with a predisposition to being gay!
Fun Fact!! Good thing it’s a choice and you chose to be alpha!!
I signed up for anime club (at NJIT, anyone else go there?) and my roommate told me to bring a gas mask. And they were watching sailor moon or something so I never actually went. But if it's true that deodorant and anime are mutual exclusives, I'll wear a gas mask and dual wield cans of oldspice to purify the filthy weebs.
Going to have to print this out and paste them all over the walls at anime expo next week
I go to cons every year and I can tell you, most people dont know this
If you insist.
*Grabs deodorant and unzips pants.*
However, it is impossible to like Smash and use deodorant