But calling is so much faster and I'm way too sarcastic for texting.
@Possible Paradox, Plus phone calls tend to pressure people into answers when you need to know something right away
*people who show up without calling/texting first*
Texting is only for 13 year old girls. Real men call to let your eargasm happen
Unless you died, I expect a text
They need to quit horsing around and text me
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
I am horse