When u buy condoms from the dollar store.
@trinitunerboy, I came for the gif and stayed for this comment
@trinitunerboy, I giggled at the god, I was in hysterics with this comment XD! Good Job sir
@Duncan5769, I also laughed out loud reading this comment.
@Duncan5769, gif* not god
First fish jumps and gets caught
Second fish; prepare the troops
The Mexican wall metaphor
When it's mating season and she tells you her parents aren't home
Repel's effect wore off
1 fish, 2 fish, re-BLGBLGVALGBLGBFLGLGBNGL
When you think you're keeping up with work and then you get a slew of new assignments
@Kyroll, *go to class and get asked where is assignment "x" from last class*
Chicks when they see my sketchers light up
I thought my job sucked
Did ya get any?
*stares into the middle distance*
They say the rivers of this land used to be teeming with fish...
FOR THE MOTHER LAND
Damn, Tennis in Indonesia is a lot different than America
College freshmen girls be like
Just like in Finding Nemo
Mission failed. We'll get'm next time.
When a chick changes her status to single
I'm over her like "slap a salmon, goddamm*t, punch a bear, slap a salmon, punch a bear"
When she changes her relationship status to single
This scene is right out of finding Nemo! Swim down!
Gods like, " you want fish? HESRRS SOME F***ING FISH!
As if these fish don't have enough to deal with
When you take her panties off
Issue is that the net isn't actually holding any of the fish. They bounce off and try to jump over again.
HOOOOOOOOLD!!! HOOOOOLD THE BARRICADE!!
When a woman joins POF
Peeing in the morning
Something fishy going on here
When my ex opens her legs.
Your girl wearing a fishnet
Something seems fishy here. Who is this OFF character and their many uploads.
death by fish