That would make us uncomfortable
As a former male@cashier, please do this. The days are boring.
@Dr Who Fandom, just practice getting fast as fvck boi.
@Dr Who Fandom, I just play hide n seek with unwilling customers. Only the ones that want help from me though. And then when they find me I tell them it's their turn and run to the back where they're not allowed.
Scratch the bar code so they have to do it over and over agaib
Or keep driving through McDonald’s ordering one nugget everytime until they tell you to leave. Then still do it until you hear the police siren.
Bring a sharpie and fill in the lines
*buys $1000 worth of scooby snacks*
So what are you doing for thanksgiving-EEEEING
“Sir what’s wrong”
Oh nothing please continue
I plan to stuff my turkey with all the fixings how about yoUUUUU OHH GOD THATS GOOD #
DON’T YOU DARE STOP
I’m paying good money to do this
“To do what si”-uh uH UHHHHH
wait a little to the lEFt right THERRRRE
Remove bagged items from their bags and replace them with the bag inside out.