Ditto, for reasons.... And things....
@ginger fvckboy, because then you could have it become any other pokemon right? I mean why else would y-Oh...
@ginger fvckboy, where the hell did this egg come from?
@ginger fvckboy, judging by your name, I know why
@ginger fvckboy, You forgot stuff....
@Complaint Department, but how would it become other pokemon if there are no other pokemon in the universe
@Complaint Department, y-Oh? ....YU-GI-HO!!!!!!
@ginger fvckboy, mew,because it can also learn transform natrually.
@ginger fvckboy, i guess someone's into beastiality.....
@Hugo Strange, ditto can't morph from memory and if you try to use your computer to look at.... Pokemon.. he would just mimic the monitor : P
@Atticus Kelso, you sir are the smartest one here
@Atticus Kelso, yup clearly the best choice
@Atticus Kelso, I agree wholeheartedly, especially if it lived as long as me or longer.
@Atticus Kelso, I completely agree with this
@Atticus Kelso, idk about that arcanine is almost 6 feet tall. You'd have to feed it like a horse. Go with Growlith, just as fun in a manageable size.
@Atticus Kelso, a man after my own heart
@Atticus Kelso, Perfect ;n;
Pickachu! He'll get you all the girls!
@godlovesmatt, not bad, have an up vote!
@MANTHEHARPOON, I like your choice
Eevee, so I don't have to make a real choice unless I want to.
Gardevoir... For reasons
@Feorellas, my metapod used harden
@Feorellas, sexy reasons?
@Feorellas, Pinsir for reasons...
@Feorellas, I would probably go with Gardevoir, but for non perverse reasons. She was that one Pokemon that I kept and used for the entire game aside from my starter. Ah, Emerald. Those were the days.
Arceus- After the pre-battle tintinnabulation is complete, please stare in awe and wondrous presentiment at what is conceivably the best Pokemon in the entire game. His stats are unrivaled; versatility unmatched, and impact unquestionable. As ordained at the shaping of the universe, His purest forme is somewhat deficient in defensive synergy. A lone weakness to Fighting-type attacks is tempered with a sole immunity to Ghost-type attacks. But whether wiping His many creations from the fabric of existence as Extreme Killer or standing as their resolute guardian as Wallceus, the God of Pokemon knows no bounds. Dare not incur Arceus's divine wrath, or else the consequences shall be severe and merciless, and life shall become but an evanescent wisp.
He can go die to my shiny haxourus!!
@Time Traveler, I am the God of pokemon! I can't be tamed! *throws masterball*
@Time Traveler, I would choose arceus, for no man can match him. All that power, at my disposal....
@Time Traveler, Mew is the God. Arceus is bjtch shjt
@Time Traveler, why isn't your celebi. Like mine
@Time Traveler, isn't this the wiki for normal Arceus? Poison description is sooo much better!
Probably Lucario. Always been my favorite
Meouth now hear me out From a realistic standpoint he can give you everything you need.
PAYDAY- unlimited gold
WATER GUN(TM)- unlimited water
THUNDER BOLT(TM)- unlimited electricity
Need I say more?
@robertjforwood, plus, the fvcker can speak English!
@Grell Aka Sutcliff, only if u make him very sad, lonely, and love sick when he's little
The best pokemon for flying around. Salamance. Breathes fire on my enemies and we still wont get caught.
@Sir Asshole, a wise choice
In honor of Hoenn remakes, I'm taking a poll! Vote here for Mudkip!
I would choose Omanyte, PRAISE LORD HELIX!
Either Darkrai or Greninja
@origamiguyljb, You called?
@origamiguyljb, Absol has been my partner since generation 3. So I like dark types, my team is comprised of Absol, Hydreigon, Bisharp, Houndoom, Tyrannitar, and Umbreon
@KaiserFrostyFox, I bet you lost your shjt when absol houndoom and tyrannitar got mega evolutions
@KaiserFrostyFox, lets just hope no one used mega punch on your team haha
@origamiguyljb, oh I did. I did. I think I blew my house up.
@KaiserFrostyFox, which game do you have (if you have one)
@origamiguyljb, I've got Y, White, and Platinum. But my 3DS broke so I'm stuck on my Ds lite.
@KaiserFrostyFox, dang :/ they stopped the wifi services for gen 5 and earlier and it bummed me out :/
@origamiguyljb, yeah, I made sure to take advantage of the poke creator before that happened so I could put my gen 5 into the pokébank but still have their recreations in my gen 5
@KaiserFrostyFox, wait I thought they made it so you couldn't send fake Pokemon to x or y
@origamiguyljb, I sent the real ones to x and y
@origamiguyljb, the copies are on my white version
@KaiserFrostyFox, ah... I have too much sentimentality for that
@origamiguyljb, my Absol is to me what Pikachu is to Ash.
@origamiguyljb, it'd probably be easiest to talk on kik mate
@origamiguyljb, then tell me, what is the square root of ouch?
In honor of Hoenn remakes, I'm taking a poll! Vote here for Treeko!
In honor of Hoenn remakes, in taking a poll! Vote here for Torchick!
@Vaati, blaziken is my favorite Pokemon
Dragonite. That dude's a boss.
Squrtle so cute
@cdigitydoge, nice choice!
@cdigitydoge, easily my choice as well. But shiny if course
Alakazam really though
@G8torace, nice choice
I meant to comment but I reported the pic instead! Whoops.... But I would choose either vulpix or ninetales.
@The Fun Fact Fez, I would pick vulpix too!
Pls. Mr. Mime because sleep is for the weak.
Since arcanine was taken, i will choose dragonite
Lucario. Is that even a question?
Cyndaquil. He'd be my little wing man and he can help me burn the homes of my enemies
Charizard. He is just awesome.
I'd have to say salamene is my favorite Pokémon. I need him in every game I play. And he could fly me around
Wailord. Because I want to know what this thing is made of to be so large, yet so light.
@Rathalos, you sir have made the only logical choice- Wailord is overlord
I gotta go with my man treecko
Mew all the way
Celebi. Just because it's so cute.
A shiny aegislash. Those things are freaking cool.
Are its evolutions included, or do we just choose one and done?
TORTERRA MASTER RACE
Can grant wishes and fly me around with its psychic
Mew, as it had the DNA of all Pokemon and can transform
I choose new gets the ladies and can learn all moves
I'd go with Urasang, I fvckin' love bears.
If I had to choose just one, I think I would go with Mewtwo because he is smart, powerful, I could understand him and he could probably manipulate some people's minds. Maybe he could even teach me psychic stuff such as telekinesis :D
@LightningOfTheDusk, Mew. Mew is cute, playful, smart, and almost always happy, but not quite as powerful.
@Peeves, I thought about Mew but I believe the reason why Mewtwo was unhappy is simply because he had trust issues with humans. Give him a better environment and he could be your best friend. He is pretty much as close as a pokemon can get to being human
Pikachu. Ultimate chick magnet. Think about it.
@hollow114, that may be but Torchic attracts the hot chicks
I'd get jirachi so I could just wish for more pokemon
Rayquaza, who wouldn't want to fly a dragon to school everyday?
Articuno all day
BIDOOF!!!!! Lol, not really. Entei would be my choice.
I'm torn between Bidoof and Magikarp...
@Its Something , or Dunsparce...
Torchic. Because blaziken.
Machop. I could use a good bro.
Of all the Pokemon? and it would live as long as me? Growlithe/Arcanine
I'd say swampert, but i like to get around quick, so a pokemon that is flying type or has levitate. I'm going to go go with flygon or gyarados.
Assuming they do evolve, Riolu. All the way.
I'm torn between eevee or jolteon, but everyone's answers r awesome
Zorua or if we mean old school pikachu :D
Logia because he can help you tap into your own aura and get your own powers!
Zoroark, can turn into anything
Zoroark, Can transform, and is alreadt epic
Tyrunt.................................................................................................because........he's........A FVCKING T-REX
@hedgehoger, itty bitty t-rex
I can't choose between Greeninja or Charizard with carizardite Y.
I dunno, I really love Meowstic.
Umbreon because it's a glow in the dark dog. Or Zoroark.
Zoroark, for reasons.
Garchomp or Volcarona
Torchic. Because worst case it's a self cooking chicken...
Wailord. I'll name him Wilfred and he'll follow me everywhere I go. And if someone angers me Wilfred will sit on him and everyone he loves
Alakazam, smart AF and if i really wanted to go anywhere he can levitate and use telekinesis on me! Besides hes always ready for icecream
Absol because yes. Also because nobody will know if a disaster will come or not
Mightyeana because it's awesome
Latios ftw he can turn invisible
@Killer cut20, i meant abra i like abra better
Mew defidently mew
Either Pachirisu, Gallade, Manaphy or Totodile!
Torn between Mewtwo and Tyranitar
Eevee or Wigglytuff
Charmander...I would use his tail to light my bong then go on sweet adventures with my little dragon buddy! Up to him if he wants to evolve- I won't pressure my baby!
Mew obviously he has transformation like ditto plus emended power
Tropious, I could fly and hey! Free fruit!
Farfetch'd. Just so I can see him fight with other animal to have the longer stick and be dominant...
Obviously a shiny Rayquaza because fvck you
Mewtwo strong,awsome,can fly,mega evolve and is psychic #150 will always be my favorite and I would love for him to be by my side until I die
@FaithlessDemon, Gengar can be with me after I die...
Vulpix cause I get the puppy years then I get Ninetales
Gengar, been my fav since Gen 1, can fly, manipulate stuff and will be with me even after I'm lone gone...
Arcanine, there is no better choice for me.
I'm pretty sure snorelax is my spirit animal
Rayquaza for da win
Salamance, who wouldn't want a dragon?
Growlithe because its a badass
I choose Mew. Cuter and stronger than Ditto and can also use transform.
Dude dragonair a the bessssst
Nobody mentions Moltres? Giant bird that can set fire to your enemies and also fly you to work. What else do you need in life...
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Ludicolo, because the party never stops when he's around.
Mudkip because then people can come up to me and say "i herd u liek mudkipz" and then we could laugh before i kick them in the nuts and say "No"
Quilava! It combines cuteness of cyndaquil and power of typhlosion
Ampharos. It was the first pokemon I ever trained to 100, back in Crystal version. Even though I lost my Crystal version, Ampharos is still my favorite.
Obviously Ho-oh so he could make all the pokémom again
Probably a dragonite. My favorite besides eevee.
Either umbreon, Glaceon, or sylveon
@Russian Spetsnaz, oh I forgot Lucario
Mew cause he's the ancestor of all pokemans
Magikarp... I mean I know I can just buy a fish at the store but PETA gets mad when you keep them in little balls
Mewtwo. Nobody would fvck with me.
Lucario, because he's the most badass. And idk about you guys but I wouldn't want to have sex with a pokemon
Snorlax. I need a friend as lazy as me.
Entei or raquaza
Metagross, smarter than a super computer means never having to do my homework again!
Pidgeot, simply cuz flight
Either Rayquaza, pidgeot, pikachu, Charmander, squirtle, mewtwo, or tyranitar for mega evolution
Arceus so he can create more pokemon for me :3
Wailord is the only logical answer here... That's no sarcasm I'm being completely serious
Ninetails, charzzard, mewtwo, mew, lucario or machamp!
Absol or Lucario (or Riolu and later evolving into Lucario if that's included)
Rayquaza for the win!
Charmander so we can roll some blunts as he can use his tail to spark then up :(
Charizard its not every day you can fly on dragon
Eevee, can we evolve our pokemon?
With MewTwo I shall rule the world!!!
Any fire type so I could burn the people I don't like's houses down and not leave a trace.
Vulpix or Quilava.
Heracross or Tropius.