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@Tab00Tim3Jump3r, Zapdos will rape you in your sleep
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@The Mouse Cop, he can't he is frozen
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@Tab00Tim3Jump3r, I haven't joined a team yet is mystic a good choice?
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@Mine Turtle, mystic is the best choice!
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@Tab00Tim3Jump3r, #TeamMystic
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@Mine Turtle, Mystic is the best choice.
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@Mine Turtle, depends. Team mystic is the most popular choice. Team Valor is the most enthusiastic choice, and Team Instinct are the underdogs. Personally I like fighting for the underdogs, but you can decide.
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@Tab00Tim3Jump3r, #TeamInstinct
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So i joined team mystic, only to later find out my boyfriend joined valor. In other news, any single team mystic hotties? Im asking for a friend
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@stealth suit mkII, VALOR IS BEST. DEATH TO NONBELIEVERS. Is your boyfriend interested in a bromance?
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@stealth suit mkII, *raises hand*
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@stealth suit mkII, instinct for life.
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@stealth suit mkII, mysitc as fvck
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@Joseph The Broseph, that sentence included the only two things i truly care about
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@stealth suit mkII, that depends. Which starter did you choose?
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@Detective Burkhart, i clicked through and accidentally chose bulbasaur... But my heart still belongs with charmander
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@stealth suit mkII, me too baby😏
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@stealth suit mkII, as long as your heart truly belongs to charmander I think we can make this work.....
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@stealth suit mkII, I'm not hot, but I'm single. And I'm team mystic.
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@wulfzen, i like your spirit
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@stealth suit mkII, so is that a yes?
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@wulfzen, yes... To being super good buddies!
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@stealth suit mkII, why did you pick mystic? I picked mystic because I like articuno
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@stealth suit mkII, I'm not hot or anything, but yeah, to answer your question, I am single and joined mystic l.
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@Zracer4life, i picked it because its the one my brother is in, and wisdom just seems better than strength or instinct
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@stealth suit mkII, well it was 102°F today so *raises hand*
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@stealth suit mkII, sorry but Valor is life.
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@stealth suit mkII, *raises hand very slowly cautioned towards the word 'hotties'*
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@I Broke Benjamin, don't be sorry!! Team Valor is love! Valor is life!
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@Im Mom, this is true. I see your point. Team Valor doesn't need to apologize because team Valor is right (he says as rioters in guy fawkes masks shout behind him)
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@stealth suit mkII, as a single bachelor of team mystic, I volunteer as tribute!
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@stealth suit mkII, my best friend chose valor despite all of our friends choosing mystic it should be obvious he's dead to me now
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@stealth suit mkII, I also joined Team Mystic and my boyfriend joined Team Valor. Ugh. It's tense right now.
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@stealth suit mkII, I'm happy to say my college apartment had no contention because we are all Mystic.
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#teaminstinct
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#pokemongo
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Why the hate for team mystic? I joined only because I like Articuno better than the other two. Moltres looks like a flaming rubber chicken and Zapdos is just okay but Articuno is majestic as fvck
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@Assassinator2399, Yeah. I like our logo. Death by rubber chicken. Great band name
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@Assassinator2399, I actually joined team instinct because I thought zapdos is cool looking. That and I hear there aren't as many too and I like fighting with the underdogs.
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Forget them, join the glorious Red Team!
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@Massive Liar, 230803
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@FeelTheJohnson, Well played... scumbag.
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@Massive Liar, HA NEVER! Join the amazing team blue everyone!
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@Massive Liar, 卐 Heil Red 卐
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@Massive Liar, RED TEAM!!! VALOR!!!
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@Captain Nibbler , yea suck it blues! I MEAN REDS
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@MCPO S117, I heard Sarge singing in my head as I typed that comment.
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@MCPO S117, well atleast we can agree that yellow team sucks!
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@Massive Liar, TEAM VALOR FOR LIFE!!!
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@Massive Liar, VALOR FTW
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@Massive Liar, team yellow!
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@legendary radroach, You came to the wrong neighborhood, friend
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@BrotherNature, but there's a charmander here
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@Massive Liar, Valor for the win
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For real though, I was hunting Magicarp at the river walk and some dude walking by me looked at my phone, saw I was on Team Instinct, and talked crap about me to his group of friends when they passed by. This game has created a new time of discrimination or something...
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@Agent Washington, in my area, nearly everyone is team valor or mystic. There's no yellow gyms found anywhere. So of course, I joined team Instinct xD just they wait, i'm coming for em! Team instinct go xD
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@BrittyBear, 30 minutes north of Seattle there are tons of Yellow gyms. In Renton too
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@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, XD oh yea, thats nowhere near me. I live way south in the US
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@BrittyBear, for some reason I mistook agent Washington as "Washington in my area" whoops lol
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@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, ohhhh xD i've done that before, reading names as part of replies. Easy mistake xD
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After multiple server issues and tons "No GPS signal" I finally got to level 5!!
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Sports and politics
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Democrats and republicans in a nutshell
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#teaminstinct
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#TeamValor
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#teamInstinct
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Is it just me, or Instincts hipsters, Mystics know-it-alls, and Valors chauvinists? This is coming from a Valor, and it seems like these are the stereotypes for all three teams.
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The reference My head
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I feel ignorant not knowing wtf this topic is about...
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What is this ? Who is the mystic and who is valor? And how do I join?
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That guy has good instincts.
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I call team valor "team Reinhardt" because glory
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Team mystic for life yo
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And then there's me, too lazy to walk around so I actually had to google what those teams were.
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I'm team valor team mystic controls every gym in my town basically someone help I'm affraid they'll find out I'm valor and kill me and all my pokemon
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There is no shelter from the Storm
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Hail Valor
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Would you fvck me? I'd fvck me.
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Fvcking blue flag assholes
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Ha! Jokes on them, I joined team Valor!
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Woah, slow down. Why is rape the answer?
#TeamMystic