Blue team unite!
@Tab00Tim3Jump3r, Zapdos will rape you in your sleep
@The Mouse Cop, he can't he is frozen
@Tab00Tim3Jump3r, I haven't joined a team yet is mystic a good choice?
@Mine Turtle, mystic is the best choice!
@Mine Turtle, Mystic is the best choice.
@Mine Turtle, depends. Team mystic is the most popular choice. Team Valor is the most enthusiastic choice, and Team Instinct are the underdogs. Personally I like fighting for the underdogs, but you can decide.
So i joined team mystic, only to later find out my boyfriend joined valor. In other news, any single team mystic hotties? Im asking for a friend
@stealth suit mkII, VALOR IS BEST. DEATH TO NONBELIEVERS.
Is your boyfriend interested in a bromance?
@stealth suit mkII, *raises hand*
@stealth suit mkII, instinct for life.
@stealth suit mkII, mysitc as fvck
@Joseph The Broseph, that sentence included the only two things i truly care about
@stealth suit mkII, that depends. Which starter did you choose?
@Detective Burkhart, i clicked through and accidentally chose bulbasaur... But my heart still belongs with charmander
@stealth suit mkII, me too baby😏
@stealth suit mkII, as long as your heart truly belongs to charmander I think we can make this work.....
@stealth suit mkII, I'm not hot, but I'm single. And I'm team mystic.
@wulfzen, i like your spirit
@stealth suit mkII, so is that a yes?
@wulfzen, yes... To being super good buddies!
@stealth suit mkII, why did you pick mystic? I picked mystic because I like articuno
@stealth suit mkII, I'm not hot or anything, but yeah, to answer your question, I am single and joined mystic l.
@Zracer4life, i picked it because its the one my brother is in, and wisdom just seems better than strength or instinct
@stealth suit mkII, well it was 102°F today so *raises hand*
@stealth suit mkII, sorry but Valor is life.
@stealth suit mkII, *raises hand very slowly cautioned towards the word 'hotties'*
@I Broke Benjamin, don't be sorry!! Team Valor is love! Valor is life!
@Im Mom, this is true. I see your point. Team Valor doesn't need to apologize because team Valor is right (he says as rioters in guy fawkes masks shout behind him)
@stealth suit mkII, as a single bachelor of team mystic, I volunteer as tribute!
@stealth suit mkII, my best friend chose valor despite all of our friends choosing mystic it should be obvious he's dead to me now
@stealth suit mkII, I also joined Team Mystic and my boyfriend joined Team Valor. Ugh. It's tense right now.
@stealth suit mkII, I'm happy to say my college apartment had no contention because we are all Mystic.
Why the hate for team mystic? I joined only because I like Articuno better than the other two. Moltres looks like a flaming rubber chicken and Zapdos is just okay but Articuno is majestic as fvck
@Assassinator2399, Yeah. I like our logo. Death by rubber chicken.
Great band name
@Assassinator2399, I actually joined team instinct because I thought zapdos is cool looking. That and I hear there aren't as many too and I like fighting with the underdogs.
Forget them, join the glorious Red Team!
@Massive Liar, 230803
@FeelTheJohnson, Well played... scumbag.
@Massive Liar, HA NEVER! Join the amazing team blue everyone!
@Massive Liar, 卐 Heil Red 卐
@Massive Liar, RED TEAM!!! VALOR!!!
@Captain Nibbler , yea suck it blues!
I MEAN REDS
@MCPO S117, I heard Sarge singing in my head as I typed that comment.
@MCPO S117, well atleast we can agree that yellow team sucks!
@Massive Liar, TEAM VALOR FOR LIFE!!!
@Massive Liar, VALOR FTW
@Massive Liar, team yellow!
@legendary radroach, You came to the wrong neighborhood, friend
@BrotherNature, but there's a charmander here
@Massive Liar, Valor for the win
For real though, I was hunting Magicarp at the river walk and some dude walking by me looked at my phone, saw I was on Team Instinct, and talked crap about me to his group of friends when they passed by. This game has created a new time of discrimination or something...
@Agent Washington, in my area, nearly everyone is team valor or mystic. There's no yellow gyms found anywhere. So of course, I joined team Instinct xD just they wait, i'm coming for em! Team instinct go xD
@BrittyBear, 30 minutes north of Seattle there are tons of Yellow gyms. In Renton too
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, XD oh yea, thats nowhere near me. I live way south in the US
@BrittyBear, for some reason I mistook agent Washington as "Washington in my area" whoops lol
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, ohhhh xD i've done that before, reading names as part of replies. Easy mistake xD
After multiple server issues and tons "No GPS signal" I finally got to level 5!!
Sports and politics
Democrats and republicans in a nutshell
Is it just me, or Instincts hipsters, Mystics know-it-alls, and Valors chauvinists? This is coming from a Valor, and it seems like these are the stereotypes for all three teams.
I feel ignorant not knowing wtf this topic is about...
What is this ? Who is the mystic and who is valor? And how do I join?
That guy has good instincts.
I call team valor "team Reinhardt" because glory
Team mystic for life yo
And then there's me, too lazy to walk around so I actually had to google what those teams were.
I'm team valor
team mystic controls every gym in my town basically
I'm affraid they'll find out I'm valor and kill me and all my pokemon
There is no shelter from the Storm
Would you fvck me? I'd fvck me.
Fvcking blue flag assholes
Ha! Jokes on them, I joined team Valor!
Woah, slow down. Why is rape the answer?