Why Pokémon happened
@Steve the cat, congratulations, you win at comments today. Your prize is an upvote with no intrinsic value. Cherish it.
@Steve the cat, Oh deerling*
They don't call him Oak for nothing.
@Yukimura, why do they call him Oak?
@18bluecat, Because like Torterra he's got a big woodhammer.
@Yukimura, lots of people have mallets
@18bluecat, Woodhammer is a Pokemon move. It was a pun.
@Yukimura, I know. I just want you to be completely explicit. Do it. Tell me why they call him Oak.
@18bluecat, He uses Harden and then Woodhammer to really Pound. Sometimes Professor Sycamore will come in for a Helping Hand and they'll Double Team. They'll Thrash around for a while but Ash's mom can Endure. After the Bone Rush there's a Hydro Cannon from his mom and an Eruption from Sycamore. Professor Oak finishes with a Giga Impact which leads to a Gunk Shot. After all is said and done she wants nothing more than an Encore.
@Yukimura, I think I love you and that better get top comment
@Yukimura, hey, wanna hang out and write some Pokémon dirty fan fic ??? I feel like we can go places with this
@Yukimura, what kind of hentai did I read lol
@datpixel, This kind:
I don’t care what Nintendo says, this shjt is canon
@FunnyBecauseFWord, You shouldn't care what Nintendo says, considering Game Freak develops them
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Just means her booty is salty
Dat ass doe
Oak is almost as bad as Brock
@Drax The Destroyer, because autocorrect messed up my tag and I didn’t notice
Smelling that stank from her work last night
I thought Ash’s mom was with Mr. Mime?!