I love polandball
I love these cartoons
@I SNEEZ WOMBATS, same
@MrChalking, yeah I've tried to upload 20-30 polandball comics and maybe 5 have been accepted
@I SNEEZ WOMBATS, too bad stuckpixel rejected all the others multiple times
@Spetsnaz , that's because Japan and SKorea agreed to up defense spending.You can't infiltrate now.
Wow, I think this is the first semi pro America Poland ball comic I've ever seen
@JohnJSambo, you must not have seen many then
Pretty sure he's telling the wrong countries to get their shjt together
@Pikachu Fetus, not militarily. Those countries do not spend a great deal on defense, and FRANCE. France does not require an explaination as to why it deserves a spot in ths cartoon.
@Tim Howard, *whispers* "they sorta suck at war"
@Tim Howard, Surrender monkeys.
@modern culture, I think their geography is France's main issue
@Magnamon, its a big part of it. Afterall, the congress of Vienna specifically drew their borders after Napoleon to prevent them from future military expansion.
Can someone please explain
@Swayman310, America has become a world policeman, and he is telling other countries to get there sh!t together and once he leaves them Russia is coming
@Swayman310, I think
@Swayman310, ok so the derp told the other derp to increase their derp and they said derp(no) so he said derp(fine) then he told the other derp to increase their derp and they said derp (yes) and then he told the first derps that they are on their derp!. The end
Murica likes Asia. Europe is ungrateful for what we do for them so let's see how they do without us. But it's not based on actual events.
@Nick Cage Addict, that's what I was thinking. It makes sense. Thanks bud :)
@Swayman310, England Germany and France depend on America for defence. They have an extremely small military. While Korea and Japan used too until we asked them to build one up, so we aren't the only giant military in the world.
@Swayman310, an aspect about the last frame is that, I don't know about the other two countries, but Russia has been sending bombers into Britain's 'area of interest' (ie our airspace) to test RAF reaction times. So Russia is indeed looming behind us with an air of ominous superiority.
@custardloverftw, Really? Any articles about that? Haven't kept up with the situation in Russia for a while.
@CriTiKa1, its true
@Natepwner, Germany does have the Leopard 2 main battle tank though. And that's pretty cool
We don't need weapons. We have kilts, bagpipes and enough haggis to down every soldier, freedom biatch
@another scottish guy, however we did choose to stay part of Britain but that's beside the point
@another scottish guy, do you have enough Sticky Bomb and Grenade Launchers to arm your whole country though? You'll need done engineer support as well. Dispensers aren't going to build themselves and you need the ammo
I come in for a come-from-behind world conquest
@Canadian Ball, CANADA NO
Except Germany's police practically is it's army, so good luck with that.
@The Megaton Bomb, *german police* "you there! Is that gun?" *air strike*
@MrChalking, well more like all German police have their equivalence of "SWAT" training which is also what they give to their military.
@The Megaton Bomb, they also have that sexi leopard 2 main battle tank
I stand firmly by the statement that America should stop trying to police the world. All we do is go in, impose our values, and screw everything to holy hell.
@BohemianNerd, honestly, we're going to get criticized regardless. Not to mention without our military presence there are a ton of countries that would be instantly defenceless and vulnerable to hostile powers. North Korea for example wouldn't waste much time attacking their southern neighbors
I just personally hate the fact that we put billions of dollars into military and not education. It pisses me off
@noturaverageguy, I disagree in that I think education receives a plenty if money. When I was high school, the school dumped tons of money into all kinds of stupid stuff. If they sort their money wisely, they have more than enough. For example all the millions each school spends on their football stadium.