Funny story, or at least I think so.
I had a brain tumor (everything's ok now), and while I did, if saw something I didn't like, I'd say "that literally gave me cancer".
If I ever got the reply "You don't mean literally", I'd look them dead in the eye and say "Yes. I did."
I got reactions ranging from horrified to on their a$$ laughing. Made my whole situation a little better.
@AIbert Finestein, you are my favorite kind of person.
@AIbert Finestein, please tell more of this story
@AIbert Finestein, congrats on beating cancer and beautiful use of the situation!
@AIbert Finestein, reminds me of a kid in my world history class back in highschool. First day of class teacher asks everyone one by one “how was your summer?” This kid sitting in the back just says deadpan “well I had cancer so...”
I’ll never forget the horrified look on the teachers face
"Half of the uncut section"
@TeemoTheSwiftScout, 9/10 of the uncut section
Whenever iggy azalea freestyles
@JackBlackSackAttack, or whenever Nicki Minaj
Walking into the leukemia ward be like...
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