"Can I join?"
@CustardGas , if its a girl, shes coming anyway
@CustardGas , I'm saying that to a friend who would just jaw drop him. HilaHilarious.
"mention my name you'll get a good seat"
"Tell them you know me and they'll give you a good seat"
"Just as the prophecy foretold."
"I'll miss you"
@StoneFarb, if they had a lot of protein, then thats just good manners
"Don't fall in."
@Puppy, even better if its a dude using a urinal
"Make sure everything comes out all right"
"Need some matches?"
"Well, pin a rose on your nose"
"That's so hot."
My favorite that I use
"I hope it all comes out in the end"
"Gotta use the bathroom I'll be back in a sec."
"Okay have fun"
"Have fun? Okay, be back in a few minutes then"
I always say for anything when someone tells me where there going, "stay safe, have fun, don't die."