You were that coherent at age 4? And knew what a ticket means? And haven't got kids yet? (Shotgun)
@Nooby142, yes, don’t ask questions
@Nooby142, my first impression is r/thathappened. My second is "well my earliest memory is at 17 months, and I was an eloquent child, so maybe? Unlikely still but maybe?"
@thrawnfett, I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
@theduuuude, I'm so humble, I once won a competition for the most humble person. All I had to do was show up early and slap a canceled sign up
@Nooby142, It be like that
@Nooby142, I feel like a lot of people think of 4 year olds as babies. Many 4 year olds are pretty clever, especially girls, they tend to mature faster than boys
@Nooby142, my 4 year old knows what a ticket means and yells to me every time he sees a cop.
@Nooby142, you must hang out in slums or something. All the suburban 4 year olds I know can hold quality conversations about various poop related activities.
Mom "who taught you that sweetie?"
Kid " Daddy did"
Mom " Look here you little shït, if I don't know who your father is then you sure as hell don't either"
My kids better do this for me
Now that’s a good kid I pray that my kids and her kids r that cool and if I’m lucky my kids will be her kids