Rise of the Guardians
What's this strange liquid running down my cheeks?
@TheDeadMercy, liquid pride.
@TheDeadMercy, whys my penis getting so wet? I mean it feels nice and I'm not objecting to it, but why?
@TheDeadMercy, Liquid weakness.
@TheDeadMercy, I'm leaking.
@TheDeadMercy, it's ektoplasim if you know what I mean
@The Credible Hulk, you are trying too hard, now things are awkward.
@TheDeadMercy, it's ectoplasm from a spooky ghost
@TheDeadMercy, *cough* *cough* ectoplasm *cough*
@TheDeadMercy, it is *takes off sunglasses* ectoplasm
@MrJojo, objective achieved!
Why do I feel something that feels like a penis slipping up my butt hole?
@Tommy Dean, not exactly sure whether to upvote or downvote this.......
@Tommy Dean, you sir. Made my night.
@Tommy Dean, yikes! That comment made me slightly uncomfortable....
@Tommy Dean, sorry. I'll go back to my own bed now.
@Tommy Dean, because Scary Mike is your spirit. Shh.. Don't fight it
@Tommy Dean, the InvisibleMan strikes again!!!
@Tommy Dean, swiggity swooty
@Tommy Dean, sorry, it slipped...
@Tommy Dean, sounds like you have prior experience
@Tommy Dean, you should tell an adult
@Tommy Dean, I can't believe you got more than one upvote with that comment...
@Tommy Dean, its love man embrace it.
@Tommy Dean, that's just Scary Mike. The best way to deal with this is just letting happen. #Iknowfromexperience
@Tommy Dean, yep invisible man loves you a lot
@Tommy Dean, because your in downtown Chicago at night.... And your being raped
@Tommy Dean, greatest comment I've ever read in this community, it represents us exactly.
My ringtone for when someone replies to my comment is the minion ello, so when I was like "hello to who ever is with me" my kindle went "ELLO!" and scared the living hell out of me
@squad leader mikasa, that's because you're dumb :D
@Armin Arlert, stop ittt! stop replying I'm so scared o.o and j meant the comment by thatotaku
@squad leader mikasa, shhh! Now he knows you're talking about him
@Armin Arlert, I was saying it was funny...I gave him a thumbs up
@squad leader mikasa, :0 oh my god you can't just go putting your thumbs on people mikasa
@Armin Arlert, sstttoooppp replyinnggg I'm gonna die DX the minions
@squad leader mikasa, ello
This guy introduced me to schediophilia.
I have heard that when you yawn it's a ghost putting it's junk in your mouth 0-0
My phone restarted itself halfway through reading this. Guys I'm terrified now.
Who put this bowl of onions here!
Schediophilia to the max. Wow I feel like a creep.
If Jack Frost was my "ghost" I'd be FINE with that! :D
Aww I love you too ghost!
Well would they mind giving me a handsy every once in a while?!
That picture: schediophilia. (CALM. DOWN. I'm a girl. Its okay. )
Why did you guys have to make this a dirty joke?
Hrrnng! Right in the feels!
Oh good, my daily feels are here! *sobs in corner*
You mean like Nicholas cage in city of angels?
The real reason you wake up with eye crusties
That's just the ghost from paranormal activity luring you in so he can kill your family then consume your soul
@CatSack47, hide yo wife hide yo dog! Cause they raping everyone lol
28 January 2014
So like the Axe man from AHS Coven?
I made that exact face when reading this.
This makes the Heart of Deep Milkshakes hurt.
Its funny, i do crap kike this a lot, and everyone except a select few say thanks. Fun Fact: i can go for a full minute without blinking easily, so i tend to follow that select few and stare at them as creepily as possible.
Is that a girl or a guy
@top comment maker, its a boy, he's Jack frost from rise of the guardians
Unneeded and unknown picture at end
And do they masturbate to me masturbating?
Im just going to sit here and cry for the rest of the day
Well I hope she is like really pretty or at least cute or something....
I will just pretend I didn't read that.
Or its invisble man