I'd say this is your usual Tumblr take convo but similar dialogues have happened around and about me several times.
@A pet named Steve, "look who decided to emerge from their cave"! -every parent
@TheHippie52, Hearing that sentence just makes me want to crawl right back into my cave and lock the entrance with a boulder
@TheHippie52, I used to get that until I got a girlfriend. Now I just get relationship advice I don't want or need
@A pet named Steve, every fake story has a sliver of truth in it
@A pet named Steve, don’t you take that tone with me! Now go outside and make a friend, or no dinner!
@TheHippie52, that’s why if I’m a parent I’m putting the gaming computer/console in the living room where everyone is forced to socialize!
@BearDaniels, *purchases own console* you’re gonna have to try a little harder than that
@A pet named Steve, you should take up alcoholism. It makes it easier to talk to people